one morning Andy gets up to find his dog is lying dead on the floor
He can't beleive it so he takes it to the vet
I'm sorry Andy - "your dog is dead" says the vet.
"it can't be" cries Andy. "I demand a second opinion!"
So the vet goes into a back room and comes out with a cat which he puts next to the dead dog. The cat sniffs the dog and goes "Meeow"
The vet says "that proves your dog is dead"
Andy says "No! No! I want another opinion"
So the vet goes and gets a Labrador which also sniffs the dog all over and then writes "Dead" on a piece of paper.
With that Andy agrees that the dog is dead.
"Right", says the vet, "That will be three hundred and fifty pounds."
"What? just to tell me my dog is dead?" asks Andy in amazement.
"Fifty quid for my diagnosis,
two hundred for the cat scan
and a hundred for the Lab report"
2007-03-17 06:35:51 · 20 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats brilliant, going to pinch that one, 10/10 and a star
2007-03-17 07:04:11 · answer #1 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good
2007-03-17 06:56:25 · answer #2 · answered by Surf and Peace 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good 1
2007-03-17 06:54:57 · answer #3 · answered by ethan hunt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lot better then the earlier one...keep em coming
2007-03-17 06:40:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10/10!
2007-03-17 06:50:33 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha he should have took the vets opinion
that is cute
2007-03-17 07:00:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yawn!
2007-03-17 06:48:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
good 1 made me giggle
i know very manly but still very good joke
2007-03-17 07:48:26 · answer #8 · answered by uber-coolies 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little catty. haha
2007-03-17 06:40:05 · answer #9 · answered by SANDI P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before better first time round
2007-03-17 06:46:19 · answer #10 · answered by Dorian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋