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2007-03-17 06:20:22 · 8 answers · asked by nobody 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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My friend was telling the 3 of us a joke and I was the only one who didn't get it. All day it bothered me, cause I didn't get it. So I came home and then I finally got it and started laughing like an idiot. My parents thought I had some sort of disease....lol! :D

2007-03-17 06:25:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well I have alot after all I am blonde
But one that keeps accuring is when I am cooking something in the microwave and it says to microwave for 1 minute and 1/2 I push 1:12.....but then after I did that I put in 1:50..thats not right either...thanks to my cousin I know its 1:30
but I still keep makin that mistake

2007-03-17 06:27:24 · answer #2 · answered by bArBiE 1 · 0 0

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2016-12-18 16:08:23 · answer #3 · answered by miracle 4 · 0 0

I was at Red Rock Beach.... a nude beach in the Bay Area. It was my first visit there. I swam in the ocean and the curent took me over to Stinson Beach.. the mainstrem beach. I had to walk across part of the crowded beach in the nude to get back to Red Rock.

2007-03-17 06:35:19 · answer #4 · answered by ? 1 · 0 0

i was 4.........
1.I wanted to walk my neighbors dog(yorkie!). but my parents said no. i asked again and i said that the doggy was cute. they still said no. one day my parents went out of town, and i was left with a babysitter.ok so the babysitter was asleep, because she was tired of dealing with ME all day, probably. so, i walked straight threw the screen door, into my backyard. there was a small fence in between our two yards. there was a little picnic table on our side of the yard. i climbed on the picnic table and got onto the fence and tried to climb over, but of course, just being 4, i got scared, but i jumped down to my neighbors yard, landing in the grass. my babysitter woke up and couldnt find me. she was calling my name, and she looked everywhere in the house. then she noticed the huge hole in the screen door. she walked out side and heard me laughing. she looked everywhere outside too, but not in the neighbor's yard. then she heard my laugh again, and peered over the fence. she sees me, in the shallow end of their pool, with the dog, swimming next to me. she said: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? and i said: teaching the doggy to swim. mommy and daddy wouldnt let me WALK the doggy, so i make the doggy swim with me!

ok not thaaaaaaaaaaat funny, but ya it happened.

Ok this was last year, 13 at the time.
2.my friend told me this HILARIOUS riddle/joke thing. she told it to like 10 other people. everyone started laughing, so i laughed along. but i really didnt get it. so that night, we were at her house. i couldnt fall asleep. she was asleep. i couldnt fall asleep because i COULDNT stop thinking about the riddle. so its like 1:00 A.M. . i finally get it, and start CRACKING up. my friend woke up from my laughing. she kept asking me what was wrong, but i was laughing so hard i couldnt answer. kept laughing for another, good 20 minutes, then finally stopped. she thought her little brother did something to her face or something lol

ok i was 10 in the next one...

3. ok so i was sitting with my friend Becca on the bus, on the way home from school. there was a boy in her class named Will. he ALSO rode our bus. so one day Will went under the seat and started tickling (pretty much like squeezing) my ankle. i started SCREAMING / LAUGHING! everyone was looking at me, and Becca kept asking me what was wrong. i just kept screaming/laughing. she thought i had a disease, or i was just crazy.


ha, still not tthhhhatttt funny, but ya,

2007-03-17 07:42:08 · answer #5 · answered by ily[; 3 · 0 0

ran into the pizza hut door with the pizza in my hand
wow that was not a good turnout

2007-03-17 07:24:52 · answer #6 · answered by me, myself, and i 3 · 0 0

ran through a screen door

2007-03-17 06:33:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I bumped my head on a window thinking it was open.

2007-03-17 06:31:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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