A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water was plodding
through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something
far off in the distance.Hoping to find water, he
hurried toward the object, only to find a little old
Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.
The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?" The Jewish
man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy
a tie? They are only $5."
The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an
overpriced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but
I must find water first."
"Okay', said the old Jewish man, "It does not matter
that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate
me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If
you continue over that hill to the east for about
two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has
all the ice cold water you need. Shalom".
Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.
Several hours later he staggered back.
"Your ****ing brother won't let me in without a
tie."
2007-03-17 06:19:26 · 14 answers · asked by maverick_youth 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ermm.. not really that funny. But it's interesting in the sense that the guy didn't heed the jewish guy's offer.
2007-03-17 06:23:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-17 13:26:18 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHA!!! That was great! I'm going to have tro remember that one, my brother in the Army would love it...
2007-03-17 13:22:42 · answer #3 · answered by Michelle S 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very funny ... though i had guessed the ending of the story
2007-03-18 07:12:01 · answer #4 · answered by MOKSHA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha really gud
thanx for a gud laugh
2007-03-18 06:02:25 · answer #5 · answered by melovedogs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA!!! That was great
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2007-03-18 02:47:28 · answer #6 · answered by kartik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha haaaaaaaaa good joke and i love it
2007-03-18 04:01:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dats gr8
whered u get it 4rm?
2007-03-17 15:39:49 · answer #8 · answered by sam 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hellllo Michele....I like your glasses.......
2007-03-21 06:58:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one
2007-03-17 13:41:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋