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so i've been told.
jesus wants me for a sunbeam.
anyone know why?

2007-03-17 06:19:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

"because he can't afford a light bulb"

2007-03-17 06:26:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Ooooookaaaaay... My Catholic Sunday school is kicking me in the head at the moment, because I'm sure there has to be a hidden meaning in here somewhere...

2007-03-17 06:25:15 · answer #2 · answered by Michelle S 2 · 1 0

He wants to compress you into a flaming ball of hydrogens rays? Good grief! I am glad I am atheist.

2007-03-17 06:23:28 · answer #3 · answered by CHARISMA 5 · 2 0

If you don't know...I ain't going to tell ya!
Oh sorry that a song.
"Jesus wants me for a sunbeam to shine for him each day" is an old childrens song.
Jesus loves you anyway even if you aren't one of his little sunbeams!!!!!!!!!!

2007-03-17 06:29:08 · answer #4 · answered by yourdayscoming 3 · 1 0

You must be the chosen one !
That's the only light I can throw on it !

2007-03-17 06:30:48 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1 0

jesus don't want me for a sunbeam.
cause sunbeams aren't anything like me.
but don't expect me to cry.

2007-03-17 06:23:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

you must be a bit special geeze!

2007-03-17 06:22:18 · answer #7 · answered by Spurs17 4 · 2 0

You're really bright?

2007-03-17 06:36:05 · answer #8 · answered by Dusty 7 · 1 0

damn I can`t remember the next line!

2007-03-17 06:28:51 · answer #9 · answered by Dorian 3 · 1 0

we all have our purpose here dear....just go with it

2007-03-17 06:23:11 · answer #10 · answered by Incognito 6 · 1 0

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