An American, a Scotsman, and an Irishman all walk into a pub and sit at the bar next to each other. They each order a pint of Guinness. Right as the bartender serves them up the beer, three flies buzz down, one into each pint, and drowns int he beer.
The American, disgusted, pushes the beer away and demands a new one.
The Scotsman shrugs, picks the fly out of the beer, and proceeds to drink.
The Irishman picks up the fly and shakes it, yelling, "Spit it out, ya b@stard, spit it out!"
2007-03-17 06:06:17 · 6 answers · asked by Michelle S 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An Irish Pub Joke...
An Irish man shows up in a pub one day and orders three pints of Guinness. He takes sips from each glass until they are empty and calls the bartender for three more. The bartender says, 'Sure it's up to yourself, but wouldn't you rather I was bringing them one at a time? Then they'll be fresh and cold.'
'Nah...' your man says, ' I'm preferrin' that ye bring 'em three at a time. You see, me and me two brothers would meet at a pub and drink and have good times. Now one is in Australia, the other in Canada and I'm here. We agreed before we split up that we'd drink to each other's honour this way.'
'Well,' says the bartender, 'that's a grand thing to do, all right. I'll bring the pints as you ask.'
Well, time goes on and your man's peculiar habit is known and accepted by all the pub regulars. One day though, he comes in and orders only two pints. A hush falls over the pub. Naturally, everyone figures something happened to one of the brothers. A group of the regulars corner the bartender and finally persuade him to find out what happened. With a heavy heart, the bartender brings the two pints and says, 'Here's your pints... and let me offer my sincerest condolences. What happened?'
The Irish man looks extremely puzzled for a moment, and then starts laughing.
'Oh, no, no, no! 'Tis nothing like that. You see, I've given up drinking for Lent...'
2007-03-17 06:13:33 · answer #1 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, don't try to insult the Irish. I'm Irish!
Good joke! It is old, though.
May the luck of the Irish be with ye on St. Paddy's Day!
2007-03-17 06:14:00 · answer #2 · answered by Busta 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewww! Good one though. Funny! Happy St. Patrick's Day to you all!
2007-03-17 06:28:32 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I freaking luv it! Ha, that's good. I'm Irish and I get the humor in it.
2007-03-17 07:13:41 · answer #4 · answered by The Guys Call me Rish... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch !!!
this is really a hard one !!
Aaron.
2007-03-17 06:24:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-17 06:39:03 · answer #6 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋