I keep hearing people talk about how they have good, personal relationships with Jesus and I feel left out.
Jesus doesn't call me. He doesn't hit me up on myspace to see if I want to go anywhere. I don't even get a card on x-mas! :(
The people who have a personal relationship with Jesus, I would like to know:
What does Jesus do in his spare time? Does he like to bowl, or play pool, or take in a movie?
Does Jesus drive or do you have to pick him up?
Does Jesus bogart the conversation or does he let you talk too?
His favorite color?
Does he pay for your part of things or do you go Dutch?
The insight would be appreciated.
2007-03-17 05:10:20 · 17 answers · asked by Josh 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well to begin with his biological parents NEVER married - this makes him a bastard (bastard actually means child of un-married parents) - He probably works part-time at some social security place giving out pensions to un-married Mums.
In his spare time, he won't be drinking -too little wages and he prefers Evian water or some water that comes from a good springVery occassionally he drinks good-quality red wine.
He likes walking especially in fields. He does enjoy eating plants like wheat / bread.
He loves children so probably reads stories at the local library, especially ghost stories.
He definitely does NOT go to church and when he sees people like Jimmy Swagart asking for money on T.V. he really looses his temper.
He has never been to Rome in Italy but can tell you what to do there.
He may hang out at gay bars as he has NO girl friends and tends to hang out with 12 men.
He's been in trouble with the local authorities so probably avoids them.
He campaigns against the death penalty.
2007-03-17 05:26:03 · answer #1 · answered by teacher groovyGRANNY 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I am sorry that you feel left out, but He is a great friend. The best friend and confident that anyone could ever have. You don't need a card from Christ on Chrstmas because He is the one that gave you Christmas. He does not have any spare time, I don't think anyway. He is always helping, showing, revealing, loving, comforting, teaching and so on. Neither to the driving question, because Christ is always with you. No need to go get Him from anywhere. All colors are His favorite because His father created every single one of them. Yes, He does pay for me. He paid for all of my sins and short comings about 2,000 years ago. I hope that this shows you some things and remember God loves you.
2007-03-17 12:18:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
The BEST way to get to know Jesus,is to sincerely pray to God the Father that you are a sinner and that you can not save yourself. You understand that His Son Jesus died on the cross for you,rose again on the third day, so that you could have eternal life with Him.That you REPENT of all your sins and you are asking for FORGIVENESS. And want to know HIM as your Lord and Savior. Close the prayer in the name of Jesus. Then start reading the Bible(King James Version preferred),start by reading the gospel of John and then Romans. Pray before you read,asking God to show you the meaning of what you read.Then find a Bible believing and teaching church to attend and get to know fellow believers.
2007-03-17 12:34:06 · answer #3 · answered by david b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The kind of relatrionship you are thinking of is earthly. One's relationship with Jesus is mch deeper. He was crucified and died on the Cross for our sins. That is what real love is. He wants to be your personal Savior and the Lord of your life.
If you haven't accepted Jesus as your personal Lord and Savior and truly want a relationship with Him, confess your sins and ask His forgiveness. Ask Him to come into your heart and He will.
Start reading the Bible and find a good church to attend. A Bible Study group would also be good. You'll meet alot of nice people there.
God Bless and God love you.
2007-03-17 12:25:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is there already there with you, waiting for you to seek him. He led you to ask this question. He is everywhere you are. You can find out all about Him by reading the books of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.
I have a personal relationship with Jesus, but I had to seek Him and really want to know Him. But in order to know Him, you have to spend time with Him in the Bible. that's the first step. Then find someone like a Minister or other church leader to help you. A good website to visit is the Midtown Church of Christ in Racine, WI. Google it and check it out. They may be able to help you locate someone in your neighborhood. Jesus loves you. Just go to Him.
2007-03-17 12:16:16 · answer #5 · answered by nancyshannon53406 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you want to know Jesus read The Bible. The whole thing, not just the new testament. Go to church, pray and surround yourself with people who know Jesus. And when you start to understand Gods living word, The Bible, then you will know Jesus.
2007-03-17 12:21:13 · answer #6 · answered by oakman 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know what that's really funny. You're making a joke of im the on and only. Oh and he does exist he doesnt hit you up on myspace he doesnt send cards or anything like that but he watches you and protects you from satan. He lets you talk to him about anything, and even if you dont tell him he knows that. Did you konw you're his childeren?? That were what he made? Did you know we all could be his mindless drones running around say i love god and only that haveing no say on how we feel? Well he didnt he gave u s judgement so that people like you can ask questions and people like me willl asnwer them and pray that you go to him and ask the rest. He will answer them he may not speak it himself but hell answer them alright. You just need to ask ok? I hope you go to him and be a believer.
2007-03-17 12:18:15 · answer #7 · answered by アナ ☆ 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Read the King James Bible New Testament! and you will never say X mas! again! And yes He will do anything you like as long as it's true! Than you'll know how we know the truth all the time so easy! You won't be tricked again! Got That!!! Now get your self SAVED!!!
2007-03-17 12:24:38 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww...
Well, Jesus is the creator of all that you see. The sky,the oceans...the stars. And every good thing comes from him.
He is love.
He loved you so much, he took your sin and penalty on his own body so you could be free.
A personal relationship comes as a result of the awareness of our need for him. A repentance from our wrong behavior (sin) and turning away from it.
2007-03-17 12:17:27 · answer #9 · answered by Eartha Q 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
...if you'd like, you can read all about Him in "The Book", you can have a copy for free... Jesus doesn't charge anything for what He gives... or better... on the day you step into eternity, you will be able to ask Him yourself... but may I recommend a "leap of faith"...I know that is most likely foreign to you but it is a progressively stronger way to get to know Him... take some time... can you "inhale"...? (breath-in)...? of course you can... now breath out...? sure... do you know you did that by "faith"...? ...yep... Faith... the substance of things hoped for (like the air)... the evidence of things unseen...the oxygen and nitrogen to sustain your life...(invisible but still there)... that's kinda-sorta how Jesus is for now... Him being in the Supernatural and us in the Natural... but if you truly want to know... you'll get a copy of The Book and become more knowledgeable... It's great reading...
2007-03-17 12:27:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋