It was the summer of 1970... The summer of Love.
Jamie was going on a date with her boyfriend, when her dad asked where they were planning to go. "Oh, I guess we'll go dancing, dad." was her reply, and she went upstairs to get dressed.
A few minutes later, Johnny pulled up on his new Ford.
Jamie's dad met him up front. He asked the boy where he was planning to take his daughter. "I dunno," replies Johnny.
Dad replies, "Why don't you go screw?"
"HUH???" replies Johnny.
"You know, Screw!!! I heard all the kids are doing it nowadays."
Well! Johnny's mood suddenly brightened!
A minute later, Jamie comes down the stairs in a cute mini-skirt. "Let's go," she tells Johnny.
A few minutes later, an infuriated Jamie slams the door of the house. She screams, "DAMMIT, DADDY!!! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST, NOT THE SCREW!!!!"
2007-03-17 03:52:05 · 11 answers · asked by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To Allana: I didn't do it to my daughter... I'm not even married! It was a joke!!!
2007-03-17 04:06:05 · update #1
gamer , i DID star ur question,so gimme a better rarin,will ya..................................that is if u select mine as beast answer......................................................man ur joke gets 99.5/100..............anyway, why could u do that 2 ur own daughter?! thats soooooooo mean & cruel.................
2007-03-17 04:04:00 · answer #1 · answered by alanna 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
haha wow that joke just brightened my day up! that was hilarious.
2007-03-17 03:58:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahahahaha if i am dating a gal with such daddy..
2007-03-17 03:57:22 · answer #3 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmmmmmmmm
this is mildly offensive I think
2007-03-17 04:02:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
L O L
i liked it !!!!
2007-03-17 04:45:22 · answer #5 · answered by Luv Rulz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2007-03-17 04:04:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-17 03:54:58 · answer #7 · answered by Dusty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!
2007-03-17 03:56:38 · answer #8 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! LOL! LOL!
2007-03-17 04:00:02 · answer #9 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
2007-03-17 03:55:17 · answer #10 · answered by Liizyy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋