A city boy went out West to visit his old Uncle, miles from anywhere, on a big ranch with mostly sand and cactus.
After the sun went down they went to bed, and it was so dark the boy was afraid. As he lay there he heard a mournful, otherworldly sound.
Frightened, he called out to the old Uncle, There's werewolves! I hear werewolves"!
"That's rubbish, Boy. Ain't no sech thing", his Uncle answered.
"Then it must be man-eating wolves"!
"No. we don't have those either. Now go to sleep"!
The sound started again.
"Then, what is it"? he called out, terrified.
"They're only coyotes".
"Coyotes? What's that"?
"They're a lot like dogs. In fact, you can consider them a kind of dog".
"Then why are they making this horrible noise"?
" See, Boy, we ain't got many trees around here,. We got Cactuses"!
2007-03-17 03:36:47 · 19 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny!!
2007-03-17 03:53:02 · answer #1 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I live in Arizona, and I've been down in areas with just rock, sand and cactus, thats pretty funny. I have howled a few times when I got cacti stuck in my leg or arm!
2007-03-17 10:39:54 · answer #2 · answered by jprofitt303 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one man Lmao!
2007-03-17 10:40:30 · answer #3 · answered by wolfington 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Good one! Funny! lol!
2007-03-17 14:05:12 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was very good, thanx for the laugh.
2007-03-17 10:40:21 · answer #5 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whoa - hehehe
2007-03-17 15:13:54 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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good luck !!!!
2007-03-17 11:32:09 · answer #7 · answered by Luv Rulz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool...your jokes are becoming nicer and nicer
2007-03-17 10:41:04 · answer #8 · answered by manish_wolfyfox 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-17 10:54:21 · answer #9 · answered by Dusty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!! LOL great joke!!!!
Ta!!!!!!! xox
2007-03-18 21:36:30 · answer #10 · answered by Beeeej 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋