3 Virgin Daughters
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size". She was again slightly embarrassed, but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still, nothing. Then, after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it, in shaky handwriting, were the words: "British Airways". Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages, fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways." Mom fainted.
2007-03-17 03:23:07 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha,.ha,.,ha,.wow now this is a good one,..,..,
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2007-03-17 05:53:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha but u shudnt have written "for adults only" cuz u no tht children would obveusly want to no whts in it but anyway lmao its a gud joke
2007-03-17 11:00:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That would have to be one of the best jokes I've heard in ages!
Good onya!
2007-03-17 10:32:29 · answer #3 · answered by Sparky5115 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA! wow thats funny. i would say not adults only, but still people who are like 14 +
2007-03-17 10:27:36 · answer #4 · answered by ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You get a star, baby!!! 10/10
2007-03-17 10:26:32 · answer #5 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hey what the heck do you mean adults only? I am a child and I got it and it is hilarious!
2007-03-17 10:32:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a very good joke that I like
2007-03-17 11:11:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats pretty funny.
2007-03-17 10:46:13 · answer #8 · answered by Ariel 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG!! That is the best joke ever!!!! Star for you!!
2007-03-17 10:26:21 · answer #9 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very Very FuNnY
ImA uSe I SoMeTiMe
2007-03-17 10:48:04 · answer #10 · answered by ♥A l l i e♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a great joke...if my mom knows about this she will kill me
get a star!
2007-03-17 10:28:11 · answer #11 · answered by manish_wolfyfox 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋