2007-03-17 02:56:31 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
she told me she was a stripper but she's actually a nurse. i want a stripper!
2007-03-17 03:02:00 · update #1
get in a big massive place full of people she knows and pretend your phone has just rang and screem at her u dirrty cow uv give me the clap its over.if she has hurt you that bad she has to pay.
2007-03-17 03:15:38 · answer #1 · answered by kathryn h 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Shame on you for seeking the most humiliating way to dump your girlfriend!
Being dumped is already humiliating. A correct young man would not even use the word. Be a man, just let her see that you are cooling off.
2007-03-17 03:03:54 · answer #2 · answered by MoiMoii 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
John, now why would you want to go out of your way to find a humiliating way to dump your girlfriend. You are a real piece of work and should you decide to proceed with your ignorant little scheme just remember "what goes around comes around". To purposely want to humiliate someone is wrong you are not worthy of anyones time.
2007-03-17 03:01:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u moron and inmature jerk. don't do it to her, u might stop liking her, but what if it was done to u? what if u were in a relationsohip where the girl u relly really like, she cant stand u not even in picture, and she would do the same to u? dump u in the most humiliating possible way? it wouldnt feel as funny right???
dont be a jerk, grow up, and be gentle with her. u doknt know if that could be u in ur next relationship.
2007-03-17 03:03:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, assuming for a millisecond that you have a valid reason for it, let's see...
How about - next time you have arranged to meet, call a friend of hers up and ask them to pass on a message for you: you can't make it because you're going out with your *real* girlfriend.
Or: send a singing telegram to her work, around mid-morning, with the message 'Yoooooooouu're Dumped!'
And if she *doesn't* deserve such rotten treatment, this will certainly encourage her to devise a truly diabolical revenge. They can do this much better than we can: remember Bobbit?
CD
2007-03-17 04:19:13 · answer #5 · answered by Super Atheist 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best revenge is you living a happy life. Your girlfriend will be happy if she knows you are hurting. So pretending like you don't care about her and you are happy with your own life and things are great now that she is gone will drive her crazy. ( Even if your not) And if she knows that their could be someone else will drive her crazyer. It will make her pay for what ever she did. And you may just see how much she like you in the end.
2007-03-17 03:16:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
John, you might well be angry with her right now, and want to hurt her, but I think that doing so just makes you look like a snook.
Don't forget that whatever you do defines you as a person, and if you're planning on getting a new girl you wouldn't want to lose her because of something you did to get "even" with an ex.
2007-03-17 03:02:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You PIG ..What jerk would want to do that .... She's a nurse .. that meens she very smart and if you had belived at first that she was a "dancer" so she must be a good looking girl ... So whats your problem ?????????!!!!!!
Hopefully she reads this and Dumps you in a humiliating way !!!!!!
2007-03-17 03:13:29 · answer #8 · answered by L to the Ill's mommy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She must have done something really bad. Does she really deserve to be dumped in a bad way?! Why not hold your head up high and just finish with her face to face, pretend that your not even bothered. That will affect her more
2007-03-17 03:00:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would you want to humiliate your girlfriend?Has she done something that your not happy about?The best way to do this is just take her out for lunch,nothing special and away from friends,and when you have both eaten explain to her that it`s not working out and you want different things out of life and also tell her your going halves on your lunch.............good luck.
2007-03-17 03:04:17 · answer #10 · answered by sarah y 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, now that's mean.. Why not just dump her the classic way? Tell her you want a break up because it aint gonna work out
2007-03-17 03:00:32 · answer #11 · answered by Serendipity 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋