An elderly man returns to the doctors for a follow up check.
The doctor asks"how are you feeling?".
The elderly man replies"well i have never felt better,i took your advice to get a hot momma and be happy."
The doctor looking puzzled relies "i said you have a heart murmer and be careful".
star if funny.
2007-03-17 02:47:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol very good
2007-03-17 02:51:11 · answer #1 · answered by thewokinn 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is funny. Five star funny. I am in the medical field and I love medical related jokes. Have you heard this one? A man's dog is very ill and so he takes him to the vet. The vet goes to examine him and comes back and tells the man I am sorry sir, but your dog has died and the man asks are you sure? The vet says, yes. The man says isn't there anything you can do and the vet says I am afraid not. The man says I just can't believe that he's dead. Is there a test you can run to make sure he's dead? The vet says well there is one test I can do, so the man says do it. The vet goes in the back takes his cat holds it over the dog and goes back and forth over the dog and the cat claws and slaps at the dog with no response. The vet comes back says Sir the test showed your dog is deffinately dead. The man leaves a week later receives the bill for 1,048 dollars, he calls the vet for an explanation of the high bill. The vet says the 48 dollars is for the intial exam, the 1000 dollars is for the Cat Scan that confirmed that he was dead. If you think this is funny email me.
2007-03-17 10:12:21 · answer #2 · answered by memeemelissa 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. not really. listen to this one.
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> A deaf man walks into a store and wants to buy a toothbrush. he makes the motion of him brushing his teeth and successfully retrieves the toothbrush.
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> Now say a blind man walks into the same store and wants to buy a toothbrush. How does he retrieve it?
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> He just opens up his mouth and asks.
2007-03-17 09:55:59 · answer #3 · answered by MICHAEL L 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get the same sort of selective hearing when I ask my boys to do anything for me. 'Go upstairs and tidy your room' becomes 'go out and don't come back for hours.' and 'Get your homework done' becomes 'Finish that really challenging computer game.' Hopeless.
2007-03-17 10:05:27 · answer #4 · answered by Heralda 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
star
2007-03-17 10:01:54 · answer #5 · answered by tess 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
star
2007-03-17 09:51:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good
2007-03-17 10:08:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you could find something that rhymes with happy, then it would be top shelf, but it's still funny!
2007-03-17 09:55:06 · answer #8 · answered by John Redcorn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-03-17 11:31:01 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that's funny!
2007-03-17 10:11:52 · answer #10 · answered by Dana Mulder 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋