Where will you spend Eternity?
2007-03-17 02:40:37 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
*** The Last ***
Jesus preached HELL FIRE!!!!!!
He also said (in so many words)
It is better for you to have a noose around your neck with a rock at the end and be thrown in the lake, than to hurt one of the little ones... (Refering to child abuse/molesters)
This is your "LAST" chance to get it right!!!
Don't be foolish!
2007-03-17 03:17:55 · update #1
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(Quote) "Ouch. Personal foul, inflammatory ten point deduction.
Here's a toffee crunch cookie and a glass of warm milk. Try to remember Jesus is Love next time, K?
God Bless!" (End quote)
You better get right with the Lord and stop imagining what he stands for...
2007-03-17 03:21:41 · update #2
Now thats funny I dont care who ya are. I am a smoker but will spend eternity in the non- smoking section. lol thanks for the laughs.
2007-03-17 02:46:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch. Personal foul, inflammatory ten point deduction.
Here's a toffee crunch cookie and a glass of warm milk. Try to remember Jesus is Love next time, K?
God Bless!
2007-03-17 09:44:15 · answer #2 · answered by Last Ent Wife (RCIA) 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How about reincarnated? Oh that's right, you believe YOU have the ONE ABSOLUTE TRUTH, so I guess I can't have an alternate viewpoint.
Very well then, sign me up for smoking, at least I won't have to hang out with bigots for eternity.
2007-03-17 09:47:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I will spend eternity with God, because I have trusted Jesus Christ for salvation.
My body is now the temple of the Holy Spirit, so I do not smoke.
It is by grace we are saved through faith, not of works lest any man should boast.
2007-03-17 09:44:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
As a marginally practicing Buddhist, probably a little of each...but the goal is to shoot for neither.
2007-03-17 09:44:41 · answer #5 · answered by David G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nonsmoking. I can't stand the smell and it makes me cough and hack.
2007-03-17 09:49:55 · answer #6 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I, of course, will be smoking with God, as everyone knows God smokes $50.00 Cuban cigars.
2007-03-17 09:47:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Same as everyone else.In the ground or the crematorium
2007-03-17 09:46:24 · answer #8 · answered by rosbif 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I prefer the nonsmoking section.
2007-03-17 09:44:13 · answer #9 · answered by ignoramus_the_great 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Smoking---But i'm going to get my licks in before I go,,,
2007-03-17 09:58:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋