A group of lads got together to play poker one night when after about 4hours of playing,Tim had severe chest pains and suddenly slumped over.One of the gamblers,who happened to be a doctor,examined him and to everybodies shock, poor Tim had died of a heart attack.
All his friends didnt know how to break the news to Tims wife,so finally Johnny stood up and said ''I can be diplomatic about it and break the news gently''.
Johnny rang the door bell at Tims house and when Tims wife answered the door, he calmly said to her ''Tim just lost a 1000 quid in a poker game with the lads''.
When Tims wife heard this she angrily said ''tell him to drop dead''
Johnny answered ''thats exactly what he did''.
2007-03-17 01:53:03 · 12 answers · asked by Honeybee 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one. Worth a few chuckles.
2007-03-17 01:57:42 · answer #1 · answered by flying_dawg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-03-17 09:09:31 · answer #2 · answered by DowntoEarth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a way to break a bad news
lt's good.
2007-03-17 11:11:06 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hai Honeybee, no honey in this.
2007-03-17 08:57:50 · answer #4 · answered by sunlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-19 09:19:02 · answer #5 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-17 09:53:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the question then?
2007-03-17 08:55:45 · answer #7 · answered by Sir Sidney Snot 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol good one
2007-03-17 09:12:56 · answer #8 · answered by thewokinn 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good!
2007-03-17 09:48:14 · answer #9 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-17 09:16:30 · answer #10 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋