What would your tombstone say?

Question

"Here lies an Atheist, all dressed up but no where to go."

"I told you I was sick."

Some weird tombstone epitath I saw at the Ripley's Museum.....so, what would your tombstone say?

Answer 1

Nothing begins And nothing ends,
That's not paid with a moan.!
'cos you are born in other's pain,
And perish in your Own !!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

I like this one:

Here lies the body of William J

Who died maintaining his right of way

He was RIGHT! Dead right!

As he sped along

But he's just as dead as if he'd been dead wrong!




I keep telling my family that they're going to put on my tombstone

We should have listened to her!


I like these:

When I Am Dead, My Dearest
by Christina Rossetti
When I am dead, my dearest,
Sing no sad songs for me;
Plant thou no roses at my head,
Nor shady cypress tree:
Be the green grass above me
With showers and dewdrops wet;
And if thou wilt, remember,
And if thou wilt, forget.
I shall not see the shadows,
I shall not feel the rain;
I shall not hear the nightingale
Sing on, as if in pain:
And dreaming through the twilight
That doth not rise nor set,
Haply I may remember,
And haply may forget.


Our revels now are ended. These our actors,
As I foretold you, were all spirits and
Are melted into air, into thin air:
And, like the baseless fabric of this vision,
The cloud-capp'd towers, the gorgeous palaces,
The solemn temples, the great globe itself,
Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve
And, like this insubstantial pageant faded,
Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff
As dreams are made on, and our little life
Is rounded with a sleep.

-- William Shakespeare

Answer 3

Here lies a man by the name Zack,
Tried to answer a post from Adia Arek,
Via SMS on interstate doing 98,
Stepped on the gas at red instead of the brake.

Awwww I just checked, the line was already taken by ---- ds

Answer 4

My kids have said they are going to have "It's not rocket science!" put on my stone. I am always adding that phrase onto a scolding.
My own choice - "Game. Set. Match."
I saw a stone in the yard where my parents are buried that says 'that's the way the cookie crumbles'.

Answer 5

Here lies a true Man of GOD. He served the Lord wholeheartedly. He died preaching teaching and reaching peoples with the Word of GOD as his source and strength.

Answer 6

If you would like to pay your respects come on down to Creepy's Haunted House. Mourners get 50% off the murder ride!!!


I don't want to be buried. I would however love to have my skeleton placed in a haunted house. I would love some animatronic work with a speaker inside so they could play messages from me. I am a Halloween addict I want to scare after I'm gone.

Answer 7

HAHAHA!

"I told you I was sick". A classic.

I won't have a tombstone because I'm not an aethist nor am I Christian, but well, here's my thought:

"Will Be Back Soon."

Answer 8

Just my name and the date is all that is needed, even then I'm not sure that matters. I don't believe the mark I leave on the world will extend past 2 generations.

Answer 9

Life is a party take time out each day to celebrate.

Answer 10

,"Im all dressed up ******' fancy and nice for your non existant after life,the christians claim that i was going to hell oh on the contrare,Im rotting in the dirt in a tux suite God isnt my best freind never was,But the maggots that im burried with will do just fine go says to me you are going to hell anyways you ******' atheist peice of slime"

Answer 11

Just my name and the dates of when I was born and when I died. Anyone who knew me while I was alive knew everything about me and anyone who didn't most likely would not care. Either way I would be dead so it would not matter to me.