Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: "Mick! I lost me finger!"
"Have you now?" says Mick. "And how did you do it?"
"I just touched this big spinning thing here like thi...Damn! There goes another one!"
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An Irishman was very ill and on the verge of dying. The doctor called the man's wife in and said,"There are three things that you can do to help your husband back to health"
"What are they, sir?"
"One: You must make him three huge meals every day.
Two: Never argue with him.
Three: Make love to him every night.
"Agreed." Said the woman.
On the way home the husband asked what the doctor said.
The woman replied,"Your going to die."
2007-03-17 00:57:24 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Good ones! Funny!
2007-03-17 01:01:56 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, I like the first joke a lot! But I just can't seem to understand the 2nd one though.
2007-03-17 08:50:54 · answer #2 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, I thought Irish were often Redheads... Were they blonde??? (9/10)
2007-03-17 08:02:44 · answer #3 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2nd joke ; does it only apply to an Irish man ??
LOL hahaha
2007-03-17 08:13:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it. thats what i would say too. i love all your jokes so much.
2007-03-19 08:08:30 · answer #5 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-17 09:20:17 · answer #6 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-17 09:50:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha :)
2007-03-17 09:36:27 · answer #8 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋