> After retiring, a man went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
>>The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry, but he would have to go home and come back later.
>>The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opened his shirt revealing his curly silver hair.
>>She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed his Social Security application.
>>When he got home, he excitedly told his wife about his experience atthe Social Security office.
>>She said, "You should have dropped your pants... you might have gotten Disability."
2007-03-17 00:55:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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Here, here!!! 10/10!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-17 01:00:47 · answer #1 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 9/10!
2007-03-17 01:02:38 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it about a million times but always good
2007-03-17 02:39:59 · answer #3 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that's a cute one
2007-03-17 00:59:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am lmao. i cant wait to tell my girlfriends this one. keep up the great work sweetie.
2007-03-19 01:10:00 · answer #5 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-17 02:20:37 · answer #6 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-17 02:50:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO AT THAT ONE !!
2007-03-17 02:10:04 · answer #8 · answered by gands4ever 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! Very good!!
Thanks for the laugh!
:o)
2007-03-17 01:12:57 · answer #9 · answered by unicorns_77 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋