two blondes are standin on either side of a cliff..?

Question

one blonde says to the other "How do you get to the other side?"
the second blonde thinks long and hard and eventually replies "You are on the other side!"

how dumb is that!

Answer 1

ohh they are twins one is on thw wrong side and the other is o the right one i have a joke too i need to tell u

Le Parfumerie y le Blonde

One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled "Viens Chez Moi."
The blonde asks the manager what it means, and the manager says it means, "Come to Me."

So the blonde smells the perfume and asks her friend, "Does this smell like come to you? Because it doesn't smell like come to me."


i have 9 more

A blonde, redhead, and brunette were looking at a dictionary for the hardest words they knew. The brunette's word was quizzical. The redhead's word was photosynthesis. The blonde's word was dick.

8 more to go

One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business.
While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream.

Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."


7 to go

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"

Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.

The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"

Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"

Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.

By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"

And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"


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Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything because she needed the money really bad. After long consideration the manager hired her.
After a few hours the manager looked at the video-monitor showing the factory floor and saw that the conveyer belt was backed up. The manager went downstairs to find out what the problem was. When he arived there the blonde was sewing two marbles into the crotch of every Elmo.


5


Why did the blonde run out of shampoo?
She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!



4


A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.
The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much."

The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house."

The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two."

The the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man."

The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two."

The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."


3



What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted



2 yay its almost over


Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years."


1

Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on?
A: Because it said, ''Sorry, try again.''


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Answer 2

How about this one? A blonde was walking around her community looking for quick jobs. She walks up to a man and says, "Do you have any jobs for me?" The man says, "Why, sure I do! Go in the my garage, grab the paint, and paint my porch! I'll pay you $50." The blonde quickly agrees, and she goes into the garage. The man walks into his home and tells his wife, "I got a blonde to paint our porch! She should be about three hours or so, so I'm going to take a nap. Wake me up when she comes back in, okay?" "Okay, I will!" the wife agrees. Half an hour later, her wife comes upstairs to wake up the husband. He walks downstairs confused, thinking, "Hmmm. She was paining my porch that goes all around the house. How could she be done in 30 minutes?!" He grabs $50, and walks out front. He hands the blonde her $50, and she says, "By the way, that's a BMW. Not a Porshe," and she walks away.

Answer 3

9 outta 10 laughs! that's a funny dumb blonde joke..

Answer 4

Funny! 9/10!

Answer 5

I've got one...

How do you drown a blonde?
-Tell her there's a Scratch-and-Sniff sticker at the bottom of the swimming pool.

Answer 6

lol typical blonde

Answer 7

I would be grinning if my name was Cliff.

Answer 8

Big grin

Answer 9

lol
yes it's dumb

Answer 10

Ha. Ha.