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An Irish girl on Vacation in Spain headed for the hotel roof for some sun.

On her first day up there she wore a bathing suit, but since there was no one around that day, she removed it in order to acquire an all-over tan.

She was lying on her stomach when she heard someone running up the stairs.

She quickly pulled a towel over herself and was confronted by the hotel assistant manager. "Excuse me," he said. "The hotel doesn’t mind you sunning yourself on the roof, but we would appreciate it if you wore a bathing suit as you did yesterday."

"What's the problem?" she asked. "No one can see me up here."

"That's not quite true," he replied. "You're lying on the dining room skylight."

2007-03-17 00:13:56 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

might be better if it was a blonde joke but I guess it was ok for 7AM

2007-03-17 00:17:41 · answer #1 · answered by little lu-lu 6 · 1 0

4/10

2007-03-17 00:18:57 · answer #2 · answered by CHARISMA 5 · 0 0

Bet they all stayed for dessert and seconds, 10/10

2007-03-17 00:18:10 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 9/10!

2007-03-17 00:16:55 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

whats the name of the hotel i want to book myself in quick

2007-03-19 05:25:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol!!

great joke,so what if its obvious- its still bloody funny.
us girls do stupid things from time to time.

xxx

2007-03-17 00:45:52 · answer #6 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0 0

haha nice one

2007-03-17 00:19:28 · answer #7 · answered by That guy 3 · 0 0

superb
and a star

2007-03-17 05:22:30 · answer #8 · answered by thewokinn 1 · 0 1

was she blond as well very funny lol

2007-03-17 01:05:55 · answer #9 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0 0

cool

2007-03-17 00:30:58 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0 0

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