A Horse walks into a bar, orders a Guinness, sits down at one of the tables, and starts reading his paper.
The bartender is a bit shocked by all this, but pours the Guinness, and brings it over to the horse, who proffers a ten euro bill for it.
Now the barman figures the horse isn't that bright, so he decides to pull the old 'short-change' trick on him.
He duly goes back to the horse with 1 euro. The horse doesn't say a word.
The horse eventually finishes his Guinness and goes up to the bar to order another.
The bartender says to him, "Y'know, we don't get many horses in here."
To which the horse replies, "At nine euros a pint, I'm not surprised!"
2007-03-17 00:04:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
2007-03-17 00:08:46 · answer #1 · answered by impossiblemama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is also one where the barman says we have a whiskey named after you the horse says what you have a whiskey called dobbin?Barman sees this horse in his bar and says why the long face?
2007-03-17 00:26:36 · answer #2 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 9/10! lol!
2007-03-17 00:17:53 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
Clever horse.
2007-03-17 04:01:14 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good clean funny joke, one for the kids
2007-03-17 00:11:56 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Is this horse Mr. Eds European relative? Or Wilbur's?
2007-03-17 00:11:18 · answer #6 · answered by Cyndy B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smile!
2007-03-17 00:23:00 · answer #7 · answered by Michael b 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL,that's a good one,never heard it before...thanks.
2007-03-17 03:09:29 · answer #8 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-17 00:10:50 · answer #9 · answered by Aror 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very funny
2007-03-17 01:07:05 · answer #10 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-03-19 05:26:07 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋