Can Vegetarians eat animal crackers??

Question

=P lol

Answer 1

124th person to ask that question!

Answer 2

Wolfblayde, you owe me for a monitor cleaning!

Vegetarians don't eat animal crackers because we're sick of seeing this idiotic question from people that ignore the search resolved questions and bypass all the screens where YA tells you this question has been asked numerous times before!

However; we DO enjoy making crackers in the shape of people that ask this question. We then take great relish in gnawing off the arms and legs of these crackers to torture them before we crush their heads with our otherwise useless canine teeth!



Now where's V&P with the correct answer to the question?

Answer 3

Of course we can. However, they must be prepared according to certain ancient and mystical rites designed to purify them of all earthly attachments.

First, they must be dunked in a ritual bath of milk, vodka, Kool-aid, or some combination thereof. Next, the heads must be removed with a ceremonial object known to practitioners of the esoteric arts as, "mitoofrunntteef."

Finally, the animal cracker may be consumed in whole or in part, depending upon the individual's spiritual animal cracker path. Gobblearians eat the entire animal cracker, while Purisitas prefer to nibble only the choice parts such as the tails or feet.

I'm always glad to be able to set the feet of the unenlightened upon the path to true Animalcrackerism.

Answer 4

LMAO good one - _ ^ it depends i guess on the ingredients and if that individuals a vegan( strict with no animal products) or a vegetarian

Answer 5

Yes, because they're just animal shaped crackers, which happen to be small. Crackers are never made out of meat. Butter and flour, ect, but never meat, even if you like wheat

Answer 6

I don't eat them, I just free them from the cruelty of the little box that looks like a cage and release them back into the wild.

Answer 7

well ya because animal crackers are not made out of meat. i see what you are saying though because they are in the shape of an animal. but it would be ok to eat it though because it wouldn't hurt any animals. ur funny

Answer 8

I do. Their yummy. Although I do oppose that they are put in a circus box, it gives kids the wrong message.

Answer 9

Are you serious? Like most vegetarians, you have simply lost any sense of reality. Crackers? Meat? Get real!

Answer 10

Yep, because the cracka itself is not meat =P