It burns. How can I soothe it?
2007-03-13 18:03:35 · 11 answers · asked by Arnold 4 in Food & Drink ➔ Ethnic Cuisine
This my amigo, is called the "red rim special" and short of waxing your anus with jelly, you will have to enjoy your dinner twice, so to speak.
2007-03-13 18:06:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
First, don't eat such spicy food if you have reactions like that to it. Second, rice, a staple in Mexican cuisine, can have a constipating effect...which means that, if you ate a ton of rice and you're pushing out a huge log, you can get fissures. A fissure is a tiny crack in the anus. If you have one, your bowel movements will cause pain for a week or longer.
If you have burning now, you can wipe with wet toilet paper to make sure you've removed everything, put some vaseline on the affected area (with a q-tip is probably easiest), or put hydrocortisone cream down there.
Hope you feel better!
2007-03-13 18:08:56 · answer #2 · answered by Judi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry my friend but what goes in must come out. Try to cut back on the spicy food.
2007-03-14 11:20:24 · answer #3 · answered by p00756 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lanacane Aneasthetic Cooling Cream forms a protective film over raw inflamed tissue. ... skin chafe, external vaginal and anal itching, heat rash or burning.
2007-03-14 04:10:59 · answer #4 · answered by dan.strother 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Anal breath mints are the way to go. Its good for you and all those around you.
2007-03-13 21:53:21 · answer #5 · answered by Ravi L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simple my friend. Drink Milk, it works.
p.s. Don't use cheap T.P
2007-03-13 18:08:13 · answer #6 · answered by chris j 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
drink milk or just enjoy the meal and then endure the flaming a**hole afterwards
2007-03-13 18:12:27 · answer #7 · answered by james s 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
toothpaste the balloon knot
2007-03-13 18:10:57 · answer #8 · answered by damn_y0 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
drink milk why eating your chilli
2007-03-13 18:07:35 · answer #9 · answered by *L-I-V-E* 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"Come on ice cream" -Cheech Marin
2007-03-13 18:09:11 · answer #10 · answered by Ernimay 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋