How do you get rid of crabs?

Question

I was told by a Dr. that if you shave half your pubes, and then set the other half on fire they will jump to the un-shaved side then you could stab them with a fork to kill them. Is this the only way to get rid of them? Thank You.

Answer 1

Shave all your pubes off, buy a suitable medicated soap & wash at least 5 times a day in that area. Being cleanly shaved also stops a reacurance of the dreaded CRABS or lice.

Alternatly you can buy a medicated shampoo for this condition, use it on the dirty pig that gave it to you too.

Answer 2

Rub on that old blue ointment,
to the crabs;disappointment,
It'll kill those bast---s where they lay.
Oh, it scratches and it itches,
but will kill those sons of bit$$$$es
in the good old fashioned way.
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Answer 3

I know, you know, I know that story is bull%#$. But, if you go to the drugstore and get an over the counter lotion for pubic lice containing malathion such as Derbac-M, Prioderm or Quellada, that should do the trick.

Answer 4

your dr is a cyco... a normal dr should give you a special soap to wsh your pubes with

Answer 5

your doctor must be kidding! you could either shave or burn all of the area affected. but forget the 2nd option.good luck.

Answer 6

This is definitely the only way unless you get rid of your skanky partner you caught it off.

Answer 7

ha the bad thing is some people will actuallly tell u to do that!ewww who gave it to you?! i would be madd.....mmmm but neway just go to a health clinic and they'll give you medicated soap.

Answer 8

Haha thats what I heard too except you hit them with a hammer.

Answer 9

go 2 da doc

Answer 10

your DR. has a great sense of humor. but i wouldn't catch my snatch on fire