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Marry the person. Live with them. Its incredibly cruel.

2007-03-11 04:00:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Tied up with rope and unable to reach the chocolate draw! That would be torture from a chocoholic.

2007-03-11 12:25:37 · answer #2 · answered by sweet one 3 · 0 0

Celebrity Big Brother, using only the TV.

2007-03-11 04:07:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

1. Cut up all the credit cards.

2. Unplug the TV.

3. Anything more drastic is unthinkable.

2007-03-11 05:30:34 · answer #4 · answered by Juanitaville 5 · 0 0

Listen mate, ask at your local 'Nick' and they may help you out. A spell in a 'padded cell' in an enclosed mental health facility might not go amiss either in your case.

2007-03-12 09:53:40 · answer #5 · answered by greagues2 2 · 0 0

Make an adult swallow a tube of toothpaste. Only don't try it on a small child or you'll get thrown in jail for murder.

2007-03-12 13:37:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Cut with Knives? Whack with a Chair? Sing 'My liitle pony'?

2007-03-11 04:01:31 · answer #7 · answered by Sir Topham Hatt 1 · 0 1

Probably 2oz of bleach it's not fatal but it will cause severe vomiting and violent diarrhoea for hours and leave the person feeling like they've been hit by a train for days

2007-03-11 04:08:03 · answer #8 · answered by Bruce L 2 · 0 3

brillo pad or maybe a nail brush to the balls then i would suggest a nice hard wack on the toes with a hammer.
paper cuts to the webs of the fingers.

2007-03-11 04:15:15 · answer #9 · answered by purplemonkeydishwasher2012 1 · 0 1

Hammer to the toes and then fingers.

I've had fingernails ripped out, not as bad as it sounds, but a smashed digit is worse than it sounds, been there too.

2007-03-11 06:52:52 · answer #10 · answered by tenbadthings 5 · 0 2

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