One day Saint Peter is minding the Pearly Gates and he has to go to the bathroom. He asks the woman who just came through to watch them. He said "today is easy, all you have to do is have each person spell any word and they can come in."
The woman says "any word, ok, I can do that, go ahead."
The first person to come in, she says, "Hi, welcome, I need you to spell cat, and you are in." The woman spells cat and she is in.
The next person she has spell hat. She kind of likes this.
BUT THEN she sees her EX HUSBAND.....GREAT she thinks, am I lucky or what? He is amazed to see her, and says "what are u doing here."
She replies, "I have to have people spell a word to get in to Heaven. You have to spell Checkoslavakia (spelling check would not get this)
2007-03-09 23:05:38 · 4 answers · asked by ? 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes i love that joke never thought to post thanks for the reminder
2007-03-09 23:09:07 · answer #1 · answered by conan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that's what I call a controlling biacha....but a good joke.
2007-03-10 07:56:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I get it. Pretty funny. Not bad. 8/10!
2007-03-10 07:11:41 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-10 07:10:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋