Bible claims that God is the father, Church is the bride, & we are his well, kids.
Ok, fine, then, sons & daughters.
Although millions of them are starving too death worldwide. So, when can I sue God for delinquency & child-support?
This must be the biggest dead-beat-dad ever!
2007-03-09 22:40:20 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
you both all this upon yourself,sounds like u need to find the real farther and take him to court,jail time is not a vacation and he will be more than ready to help you with your children. He is the DEAD BEAT DAD
2007-03-09 22:55:56 · answer #1 · answered by snakhide 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are there no fruit on the trees? Are there no animals in the forrests? Are you overweight, is your body fat above norm? Do you eat more than your share of the world's food supply? Do you supersize, eat snacks between meals?
Maybe God's books are right and those who don't follow in God's ways do deserve to go to hell. Maybe there's a reason for that concept.
2007-03-10 06:51:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no you can't sue God for child support you have to sue the dead beat dad down hare them are the one who made the kids God is our he av lee father OK
2007-03-10 06:51:13 · answer #3 · answered by EVA J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God has made the world capable of taking care of its people but politics and greed and corruption has the power people taking control of the food of the world why not protest governments that hoard food for the rich and deny poor folk food get it straight you are clueless
2007-03-10 06:54:04 · answer #4 · answered by Are we using our brains today 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOD, gave you the best he had, now if you keep joking like that, he just might take them back, and you won't need child support, THINK ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!!
2007-03-10 06:46:11 · answer #5 · answered by Billie R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get Johnnie Cochran before god does! Oh, crap...too late. Sorry, I don't think we can win this one now.
(Confused? Google it)
2007-03-10 06:49:24 · answer #6 · answered by ∞.DS.∞ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope...no known address..He's everywhere!
It might be a good idea to advise your fellow man to stop making babies and running off to make more though.
2007-03-10 06:48:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crazy?
2007-03-10 06:45:33 · answer #8 · answered by AM 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can sue but good luck on payment.
2007-03-10 06:45:50 · answer #9 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if your bub is called Jesus.
And he can convert his dribble to red fizzy pop.
And your muff is still intact.
2007-03-10 06:45:43 · answer #10 · answered by satnee2003 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋