An 80 year old man went for his annual check-up and the Doctor said "Friend, for your age, you're in the best shape I've seen."
The old fella replied, "I know for sure that I live a good, clean, spiritual life."
The Doctor ask him, "What makes you say that?"
The old man replied, "If I didn't live a good, clean life, the Lord wouldn't turn the bathroom lights on for me everytime I get up in the middle of the night."
The Doc was concerned, "You mean, the Lord himself turns the light on for you?"
"Yep," the old man said, "whenever I get up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for me."
Well, the Doctor didn't say anything else, but when the old man's wife came in for her check-up, he felt he had to let her know what her husband said. "Your husband's in fine physical shape, but I'm worried about his mental condition. He told me that the Lord turns on the bathroom light for him!"
"AAhhh" say's the wife "So its him thats been peeing in the fridge!"
2007-03-09 21:41:14 · 18 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol I love that one! GOLD STAR!!!!!
2007-03-09 22:00:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ketchup and a rabbit. The old woman went to her refrigerator, opened it & saw a rabbit. She said, "Rabbit, what are you doing in my refrigerator? The rabbit said, "This is a Westinghouse isn't it? The old lady said, "Yes". Then the rabbit said, "Well, I'm just westing"
2007-03-10 05:45:45 · answer #2 · answered by Psychic Sk8r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-03-10 06:04:59 · answer #3 · answered by Butt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's been scientifically proved that men are dumber than women.... Here's another example:
A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study that reported that men use an average of 15,000 words a day, but women use 30,000 words a day.
The wife promply told him that women use twice as many words because they have to repeat everything they say to men.
Looking stunned, the husband said, "What?"
"Women use twice as many words because they have to repeat everything they say to men!"
2007-03-10 05:57:05 · answer #4 · answered by anjali k 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
A golden oldie.
2007-03-10 05:51:32 · answer #5 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
over posted but still funny
2007-03-10 05:54:58 · answer #6 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Frozen Pee lolipops, yum yum, is this a new flavour??
2007-03-10 07:06:01 · answer #7 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!
2007-03-10 06:33:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-03-10 09:12:51 · answer #9 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah heard it.
2007-03-10 05:53:24 · answer #10 · answered by Billy Bob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋