A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAPs when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks her: "Why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?"
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
"We just love the chocolate around them."
2007-03-09 21:39:09 · 22 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Gross, that lady might of has mouth disease!]
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2007-03-10 04:47:32 · answer #1 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol that was ok, reminds me of the oldie one "2 old ladies sitting on a bench, flasher comes by and flashes his bits at them. One had a stroke the other couldn't reach" Hmm i used to find that one funny :) x
2007-03-10 05:56:53 · answer #2 · answered by jellybean55 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha... But it's not nice to laugh at oldies...
Here's one with younger ones:
LAW OF RELATIVITY
When you put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, it seems like an hour; and when you are dating a hot guy for an hour, it seems like a minute. That's Relativity!!
2007-03-10 05:47:33 · answer #3 · answered by anjali k 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well I've heard that before but still funny
2007-03-10 07:07:15 · answer #4 · answered by twowizdom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwweegghh!!
2007-03-10 05:44:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't you think of any jokes that aren't decades old?
2007-03-10 05:53:27 · answer #6 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh dear ancient but still funny
2007-03-10 05:47:54 · answer #7 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww.. but funny nontheless.. yuck disturbing even but funny ahhhh
2007-03-10 06:51:21 · answer #8 · answered by robtiger2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooohhh thats gross! And Funny! lmao
2007-03-10 06:02:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwww! Nasty but funny!
2007-03-10 06:56:26 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋