It's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man
volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events are put into
motion:
1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man
who is lounging beside the grill -- beer in hand.
Here comes the important part ...
4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....
5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with
the situation.
Important again ..
7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine.....
8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
sauces, and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most of all ....
10) Everyone PRAISES the man and THANKS him for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."
And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no
pleasing some women!
2007-03-09 21:29:11 · 20 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Kizzy, how true....it sure is a man's world but who would want to be one :)
2007-03-10 08:31:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! I thought I was the only wife in the country to have this version of my man cooking - now I realise it is an epidemic - I am dreading the good weather arriving and BBQ season starting all over again
2007-03-10 02:22:54 · answer #2 · answered by TreesRGreen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the reason night college has a combined course just out called..
BBQ Skills/ Anger Management for Women 101
2007-03-09 21:34:35 · answer #3 · answered by satnee2003 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha...sounds like my father in law and his girlfriend right down to the beer in hand. He did finally manage to agree that his share of the duty didnt deserve the praise.
SO the next morning he got up with his 6 year old granddaughter,while everyone was still in bed, and made pancakes for everyone.
Cheers pup, you did good to redeem yourself.
2007-03-09 21:39:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Honey mustard.. there's a place right here on the city that has the terrific honey mustard ever! Its a speedy food place yet i might go there purely to get the condiments lol! Now my husband feeels he does not could desire to make your concepts up on, he mixes them jointly. *gag* upload: sue it is the form of fish fry sauce we purchase, it extremely is nice!
2016-10-18 00:37:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men are ungrateful...... Here's another example:
A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Now he had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day.
When he came to his senses, he motioned for her to come near him. As she sat by him, he said, ''You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?''
''What, my dear?'' she asked gently.
''I think you bring me bad luck.''
2007-03-09 22:09:18 · answer #6 · answered by anjali k 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's sod's law!!! As the saying goes behind every man is a GREAT woman!!!
Keep up the good work girls!!!
2007-03-09 22:36:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a womens work is never done but us men would not live without you 10/10
2007-03-10 13:52:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you come to one of my BBQ`s then?
Very true kizzy.
Tink x
2007-03-10 04:59:07 · answer #9 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tis funny because tis true
2007-03-09 21:32:23 · answer #10 · answered by SS4 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋