I have tried to post a joke twice now, and it never appears!! I get no violation.... it just doesn't get posted. If anyone can look at my questions the joke is named Toilet joke.
Thanks for your help!
2007-03-09 21:27:04 · 12 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Toilet joke?!?!?! LOL... there's a clue...
2007-03-09 21:29:50 · answer #1 · answered by chekeir 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's there! Do you mean this one:
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.
"60 is the worst age to be," announced the 60 year old. "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!"
"Ah, that's nothing," said the 70 year old. "When you're 70, you can't take a cr@p anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran - you sit on the toilet all day and nothing comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80 year old, "80 is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing too?", asked the 60 year old.
"No ... not really. I pee every morning at 6AM. I pee no problem at all."
"Do you have trouble taking a cr@p?", asked the 70 year old.
"No, not really. I have a great bowel movement every morning at 6:30."
With great exasperation, the 60 year old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6 o'clock and take a cr@p every morning at 6:30. What's so tough about being 80?"
To which the 80 year old replied - " I don't wake up till 10!
2007-03-09 21:30:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
They banned it because
It's Krap
It's not funny
It's illegal in any US state where The Plumbers Union has an office.
Though on its positive side,,,
Its a great laxative for those with economic constipation.
ie they can't budget...
2007-03-09 21:37:57 · answer #3 · answered by satnee2003 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
these useless yahooers dont post many of mine, maybe punishment cos of violations, they are all geeks anyway,
2007-03-09 22:27:56 · answer #4 · answered by reem2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have a look at the questions you asked in your profile, i can see you asked it twenty mins ago and had 3 responses, but guess you not going to see this question too...
2007-03-09 21:31:58 · answer #5 · answered by BUNGLE!! 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if you tried to post it ask Royal Mail to trace it
2007-03-09 21:42:21 · answer #6 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dude,Toliet joke?
That explains it.
2007-03-09 21:33:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok, I will check it out
2007-03-09 22:31:03 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I found it ...... your comp must have been lagging maybe
2007-03-09 21:54:58 · answer #9 · answered by >--Trace---> 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok Will do!
2007-03-09 22:38:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋