LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
L*ST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in crowded room.
LOVE - When int*rcourse is called "making l*ve."
L*ST - When intercourse is called "screwing."
MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about?
LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have.
L*ST - When you argue over who gets the w*t spot.
MARRIAGE - When you argue over money.
LOVE - When you share everything you own.
L*ST - When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.
LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't cl*max.
L*ST - When the relationship is over if you don't cl*max.
MARRIAGE - What's a cl*max?
LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."
L*ST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to *****.
2007-03-09 21:26:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.
L*ST - When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks.
LOVE - When you show concern for your partner's feelings.
L*ST - When you could care less.
MARRIAGE - When your only concern is what's on TV.
LOVE - When your farewell is "I love you, darling..."
L*ST - When your farewell is "So, same time next week..."
MARRIAGE - When your farewell is a relief.
LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
L*ST - When you only see each other n*ked.
MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.
LOVE - When your heart flutters every time you see them.
L*ST - When your gr*in twitches every time you see them.
MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties every time you see them.
LOVE - When nobody else matters.
L*ST - When nobody else knows.
MARRIAGE - When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.
2007-03-09 21:29:42 · update #1
How very true!!
Yippeee lap of honour!! Yup finally made it!! Jiggin`...... Okay done now!!
10/10 here`s your * ;)
Tink xxx
2007-03-10 03:24:40 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Luv- when you clash credit cards at the till at the restaraunt
Lust-when you clash credit cards at the till at the sleazy motel
Marriage - you have none, the kids wiped them buying Krap
Luv- when intercourse is hang off this now darling
Lust- when intercourse is called hang off this again
Marriage- when intercourse is called seein the hangers sway
Luv-when you order your 3rd celebrity brand african orphan
Lust - when your new 5th wife's 37yo daughter joins in
Marriage- when your kids help recycle the condoms to save money by washing them at a school bob a job day
Luv- when you share bras with your wifes sister
Lust - when you eat your girlfriends strawberry taste bra
Marriage- when you use your wifes bra for a nest in your new chicken pen
Luv- when you have never seen heard or felt a climax
Lust- when your climax happens before you get in back seat
Marriage- when 4 viagras per hour still don't work
Luv- when you write 12 page letters then fax them
Lust - when the only letters you see are from France
Marriage- when David Letterman takes an interest in your kinks
2007-03-09 21:51:26 · answer #2 · answered by satnee2003 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I examine your fist sentence and as we talk disagreed, yet desperate to proceed analyzing so i ought to fully comprehend your oppinion, and that i've got come to the top that that's bigots including your self that are the clarification I not prefer to think approximately myself Christian. 'gay relationships are disease which relies upon on emptying your lust' - then why oh why are there lots of gay couples in united statesa. that have been at the same time for some years yet won't be able to marry by way of this pathetic biblical attitude to regulation-making? 'Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve?' The Bible says that gays are not natual - yet think of it by using, a speaking snake is? i think in God, yet i'm going to worship on my words and if the 'suitable' way is to decrease like to guy and lady, then i want out. i'm not gay or bisexual, i'm attracted basically to the choice intercourse, yet I refuse to victimise people who do love their own intercourse, or the two sexes, or no intercourse in any respect. In all honesty, i think of the only reason you like young ones to be brainwashed into homophobia is considering which you have been brainwashed your self - via faith.
2016-10-01 21:17:03 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room. FALSE
L*ST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room. TRUE
MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in crowded room. TRUE
LOVE - When int*rcourse is called "making l*ve." TRUE
L*ST - When intercourse is called "screwing." TRUE
MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about? FALSE
LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have. TRUE
L*ST - When you argue over who gets the w*t spot. TRUE
MARRIAGE - When you argue over money. TRUE
LOVE - When you share everything you own. TRUE
L*ST - When you steal everything they own. FALSE
MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything. TRUE
LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't cl*max. TRUE
L*ST - When the relationship is over if you don't cl*max. TRUE
MARRIAGE - What's a cl*max? FALSE, I refuse to believe sex dies off for all marriages!
LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, "Hi." TRUE
L*ST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room. TRUE
MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to *****. FALSE
2007-03-09 21:31:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
> Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of automatically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:
> "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
> Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask.
> "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
> I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
> Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, he may even walk again. Stupid, stupid man.
2007-03-09 22:31:00 · answer #5 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like it!!!!
I'm a mix of love and marriage with a couple of lusts thrown in for good measure!!!!!!!
Tee hee hee
2007-03-09 22:40:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol lol lol lol, I'm not married, but I know what lust is. Absolutely hilarious.
2007-03-09 21:36:53 · answer #7 · answered by Silver 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
those are great....especially the one about making lo$e
2007-03-09 22:32:02 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol how true ooooeer which way to turn
2007-03-09 23:43:07 · answer #9 · answered by nendlin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So it's lust. Great!
2007-03-09 21:34:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋