Because it's 6PM here, and you guys didn't switch on the lights.
Haw haw haw haw.
What time is it there?
2007-03-09 20:51:04 · 19 answers · asked by Adia Azrael 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I am the light.What you seek is fire.
2007-03-09 21:00:58 · answer #1 · answered by Demopublican 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi, my name joshua kane, i am not jesus, jesus was just this kid that used to follow me around, back in the good old days - he would listen to my speeches and serve food, drink my wine and sometimes he would go for long walks to contemplate his belly button! Well, i am here to tell you about the TRONGOD, and the gospel of zerokane.THATS WHAT I WAS HERE FOR IN THE BEGINNING, but that pesky jesus, kept on bothering me. Mind you i reckon i got off lightly, you know what happened to jesus, although I was surprised that Judas grassed him up. they were lovers you know! Must have had an argument! It disturbs me a great deal that i have been forgotten, jesus that 'scamp', stole my ideas and ideals and passed them off as his own, obviously he changed a lot of my texts, facts and history, due to copyright reasons, but my disciples certainly were a little fickle, as soon as Jesus gave all that fish and bread , they were off, followed him around all day every day, 24 - 7, i think i had a lucky escape. Anyway, as i was saying, my god, my gospel is the true word! It must be true because I wrote it all in a book, but i found out recently that the 'vatican' are witholding it from publication, something about truth, reality, demise of the church and all that! Well, i'm back now, so they better be ready to apologise, give me back my book and do something about that whole 'jesus' thing. My dad says hello, and my mum is busy doing some blessings, dad isin the garden trying to make a better earth , the first one he made has really got disease infected. See you at EASTER!
2007-03-09 22:09:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 AM
2007-03-09 21:04:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God
[24:35] GOD is the light of the heavens and the earth. The allegory of His light is that of a concave mirror behind a lamp that is placed inside a glass container. The glass container is like a bright, pearl-like star. The fuel thereof is supplied from a blessed oil-producing tree, that is neither eastern, nor western. Its oil is almost self-radiating; needs no fire to ignite it. Light upon light. GOD guides to His light whoever wills (to be guided). GOD thus cites the parables for the people. GOD is fully aware of all things.
[24:36] (God's guidance is found) in houses exalted by GOD, for His name is commemorated therein. Glorifying Him therein, day and night -
2007-03-09 20:53:48 · answer #4 · answered by A2Z 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
its about 5 am here. but i really need to go to sleep. i'm supposed to be catching a train at 9:11 am.
2007-03-09 20:55:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
4:50 AM. I should be asleep 3 hours ago.
2007-03-09 20:53:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nah haha...my light is switched on...can't you see?
It's 9pm here. I'm 2hours behind MzDeeLicious' time.
2007-03-09 23:01:04 · answer #7 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3:16 pm
2007-03-09 21:16:30 · answer #8 · answered by zabist 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its Saturday evening, 8.54pm in Sydney Australia, but i have my light on.
2007-03-09 20:55:32 · answer #9 · answered by Dee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's noon here...Is Malaysia six hours ahead of Egypt? I'll have to check.
2007-03-09 20:53:53 · answer #10 · answered by ? 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
5 am here
2007-03-09 21:01:35 · answer #11 · answered by KingDavid6268 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋