What is the cutest/darndest thing a child has said/asked you?

Answer 1

Well.... this may sound a little gross to some people, but I found it hillarious. My son,( 2 yrs old at the time ) was in the bathroom brushing his teeth when I was getting out of the shower. I had recently given birth to my second son, so the warm water of the shower was making me lactate. My son looked at me, needless to say my breasts were leaking badly, and he said, " what the heck is that ?!" I said, " oh just a little milk." Without missing a beat he said, " Does juice come out of the other one?"

Answer 2

My 2 neices have been vacationing and we've been sitting interior the backyard whilst a helicopter looked. The youngest (3 3 hundred and sixty 5 days previous) reported, 'seem! A helly welly!' The older sister (40-one/2) appeared weary and sighed, 'it somewhat is not a helly welly...it somewhat is a hopter copter!'

Answer 3

Oh gosh there are too many to think of! I think probably when my daughter says "Sorry mum" when I bump into her....and ummm...her asking the time (shes only 2) and when you ask her the time its always 6 o'clock! LoL

And there are millions more things she does everyday that bring a smile to my face - she has her own little language we call the demented leprechaun which ALWAYS makes me smile no matter how down I am or how mad I am with her....

This is a cool question - made me think of all the things I adore about my lil girl! :o)

Answer 4

When my daughter was younger ,probably around 5 she always asked us for a sister or brother { she still asks } .Then she asked where they come from ? I told her I would tell her later. Much later of course.A little bit later she said , " I know you { make } a baby and you don't have to tell me how but do you at least still have all the stuff ?" Like I was making cookies or something ! It was really cute !!

Answer 5

I'm not sure how cute this is, but i dropped the milk carton from the fridge, and without thinking ahead, I said "sh*t". My 2 1/2 yr old decided to make this his favorite word for the next few days. The irony in it was he actually used it in proper context, even though it was innapropriate, just as me saying in front of him was.

Answer 6

my son who is 2 always comes out with funny things like when he was 18 months he couldnt say all gone so it became e gome then oneday while he was having a drink I told him it was e gome he looked at me in disgust and said mummy its ALL GONE you should know your bigger. he is also always telling me how to look after his little brother who is 6 months old. umm this has got me thinking lol kids say the cutest things. my son for along time would not shower or bath with me or let me shower or bath him he would only let his dad when I asked him why he replied coz your willys broken mummy

Answer 7

I was at Target at the tshirt section, you know, those that have graphic designs on them from back in the day, or just popular sayings.

A little boy, about 7 years old read a shirt out loud:
"If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?"

Then he turned around and asked his sister, who was a bit older, (about 11) and he asked her.

I was laughing when she responded:

"I don't know. What's a smurf?"

ha ha

(yeah, for us old people, smurfs are blue.....)

Ok, maybe it was a "you had to be there moment"

Answer 8

my 5 yr. old daughter was watching a show on tv. on the show a little boy pushed a little girl down a hill. My daughter says "Well, geeze, thats not respectfull to women". lol, have no idea where she came up with that one.



I just got my 10 year old daughter her own email address and have been teaching her how to email. After the kids where in bed one night, i was checking my email and got one from her.
"mom, Derec just hit me, it is 6:45 pm. love kara." (her brother)
I replied "Kara, it is 10:30pm and you should have told me that when it happened!!! love mom"

Answer 9

Towards the end of a very long day at the end of a very long week, I was at Walmart with my older son (then 3). My younger son (1) was with his dad at home. We were shopping for some clothes. My sons are very cute, blonde hair, blue eyes, round cherubic faces. My sweet wonderful son asked, very loudly, "Mom, are we demon spawn?" There was a mom shopping near us and she nearly wet herself when he said it. Obviously I had said it in a moment of frustration. I just smiled and told him how much I loved him and that he was my wonderful little boy.

Answer 10

A few months ago my 3 year old had finished her bath.. So I wrapped the towel around her and proceeded to lift her out of the tub. She says to me quite matter-of-factly as I lifted her: "Mom, I not to be grabbed. I not a carrot." ??? Ha! :) The things they come up with....

Oh! And she always thinks when it snows that it's Christmas! That just melts my heart too... :)