2007-03-09 20:18:30 · 17 answers · asked by FaceFullofFashion 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jesus loves everybody, including her and you.
2007-03-09 20:21:03 · answer #1 · answered by tracy211968 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hi, my name joshua kane, i am not jesus, but he used to be my disciple and he told me once that Paris Hilton smelled of cheese and is a talentless Bimbo who should be given our sympathy for her lack of thought and her capacity for stupidity! jesus was just this kid that used to follow me around, back in the good old days - he would listen to my speeches and serve food, drink my wine and sometimes he would go for long walks to contemplate his belly button! Well, i am here to tell you about the TRONGOD, and the gospel of zerokane.THATS WHAT I WAS HERE FOR IN THE BEGINNING, but that pesky jesus, kept on bothering me. Mind you i reckon i got off lightly, you know what happened to jesus, although I was surprised that Judas grassed him up. they were lovers you know! Must have had an argument! It disturbs me a great deal that i have been forgotten, jesus that 'scamp', stole my ideas and ideals and passed them off as his own, obviously he changed a lot of my texts, facts and history, due to copyright reasons, but my disciples certainly were a little fickle, as soon as Jesus gave all that fish and bread , they were off, followed him around all day every day, 24 - 7, i think i had a lucky escape. Anyway, as i was saying, my god, my gospel is the true word! It must be true because I wrote it all in a book, but i found out recently that the 'vatican' are witholding it from publication, something about truth, reality, demise of the church and all that! Well, i'm back now, so they better be ready to apologise, give me back my book and do something about that whole 'jesus' thing. My dad says hello, and my mum is busy doing some blessings, dad isin the garden trying to make a better earth , the first one he made has really got disease infected. See you at EASTER!
2007-03-10 06:01:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well since he is friends with Nicole Richie.. They aren't on speaking terms at the moment. God says Paris knows what she did...
2007-03-10 04:32:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus loves her.
and Jesus loves you too
2007-03-10 04:21:19 · answer #4 · answered by aTmgirl10 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Like most Beaners, Jesus tends to like "gorditas" (chubbies), so I doubt if he likes Paris Hilton.
Jesus Ruiz y'all, Jesus Ruiz! And I'm a Beaner too, lol!
EDIT: J-Dogg, omg that's funny!!!
2007-03-10 04:28:54 · answer #5 · answered by Dolores G. Llamas 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Jesus loves everyone.He who is without sin let him cast the first stone.I can not cast any
2007-03-10 04:28:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He thinks she's the hottest thing since buttered toast & a sexy B.
2007-03-10 04:24:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
He thinks her lazy eye is a turn off.
2007-03-10 04:28:52 · answer #8 · answered by Dee 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He loves her, because that's how He is.
2007-03-12 23:18:12 · answer #9 · answered by Sandy Lou 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do we know? I thought he passed away though....
2007-03-10 04:32:10 · answer #10 · answered by jennainhiding 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋