who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say,..."
"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
2007-03-09 19:33:07 · 15 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha haa haaa good one 10/10
2007-03-09 19:53:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-10 07:26:27 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just a wee biut funny.
2007-03-10 04:16:51 · answer #3 · answered by celia3018 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-03-10 09:20:35 · answer #4 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya it is.Hahahaha.[Pretend I'm laughing for real]
2007-03-10 04:03:12 · answer #5 · answered by dhivyia10 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
man conan you do ask a lot of questions
2007-03-10 03:36:39 · answer #6 · answered by nikita loves_ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-10 03:40:42 · answer #7 · answered by Scorpius59 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THATs a scream lol
2007-03-10 03:36:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, very good
2007-03-10 06:51:49 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
BE HONEST
was that ur own xperienz?
no matter,i'm also there 4 u..........
2007-03-10 03:47:51 · answer #10 · answered by alanna 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋