so they sign up for a memory course. The course is wonderful; they
come home and tell all their relatives, friends, and neighbors about it.
Some months later, a neighbor approaches the man as he tends the garden.
Neighbor asks, "Say, Ed, what was the name of the instructor of that
memory course you liked so much?"
Ed replies, "Well, it was...hmmm...let me think a minute... What's the name
of that flower, you know, the one that smells so nice, but has thorns on the stems...?
Neighbor says, "You mean a rose?"
Ed replies, "Yeah, that's it!...(shouting toward house)
Hey, Rose, what was the memory course instructor's name?
2007-03-09 18:15:13 · 14 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahhah er oh oh I forgot what I was gonna say
2007-03-09 18:29:10 · answer #1 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hear it before on tv's Dharma and Greg, but told a little differently. Not bad though 8/10
2007-03-10 04:51:49 · answer #2 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL... he he he, I enjoyed that joke!! Old people can say the funniest things!!
An elderly couple were driving across the country.
The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.
The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"
The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "He says you were speeding!"
The patrolman says, "May I see your license?"
The woman turns to her husband and asks again, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "He wants to see your license!"
The woman gave the officer her license.
The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen."
The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"
And the old man yells, "He said he knows you!"
2007-03-09 19:59:21 · answer #3 · answered by Lucky Cat 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
man conan you should try stand up comedy some day? really funny hahaha
2007-03-09 19:31:07 · answer #4 · answered by nikita loves_ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute joke.
2007-03-09 18:18:22 · answer #5 · answered by Sparkles 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An oldie, but still refreshingly good.
2007-03-09 19:52:03 · answer #6 · answered by Traveller 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you're ageing recover from it Edit: to the ***** under me, you wanna take it exterior?? I guess you cant cuz ur hiding in the back of your laptop.. stupid buitch **** with me unwell **** you up.
2016-10-01 21:10:26 · answer #7 · answered by leisinger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one
2007-03-09 19:03:02 · answer #8 · answered by Sue W 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha haaaa 10/10
2007-03-09 19:17:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha.... Dr. Feel..lol (jk)...star!
2007-03-09 18:25:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋