examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital.
However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five more years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head-first into the pool and breaks both arms.
The second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.
Well Doc," said number three, "I can't swim!"
2007-03-09 17:39:46 · 8 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha a nice clean funny joke
2007-03-09 17:52:59 · answer #1 · answered by ausblue 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i'm particular they have on line get entry to and that the taxpayers are paying the invoice. psychological sufferers have all varieties of rights and freedoms. entertainment of all varieties are available in to them and maximum of them at the instant are not restricted to an company. they have small team residences or stay independently. Their rights and needs are ok secure. you have probable stood next to a psychological affected person on a similar time as you have been at your public library or interior the line at Wal-Mart. in simple terms wish that they have taken their drugs that day. in addition they have the the main suitable option to refuse drugs.
2016-11-23 18:43:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Odd, not too funny 4/10
2007-03-09 21:27:42 · answer #3 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-03-10 01:40:21 · answer #4 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess that was what you'd call a "sink or swim" evaluation by he psychiatrist!!
FUNNY!! Thanks for an early morning chuckle!
2007-03-09 17:57:15 · answer #5 · answered by Adios 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good. I like it.
2007-03-09 17:55:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
star! coonan! :-)
thx for the joke... L4A
2007-03-09 17:51:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... That's one nice joke good one!! :D
2007-03-09 19:19:06 · answer #8 · answered by twowizdom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋