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The Geography of a Woman
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Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.

2007-03-09 17:34:22 · 18 answers · asked by twowizdom 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future (a bit like Tony Blair, maybe Blair's a women really).

After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

The Geography of a Man
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Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a d**k.

2007-03-09 17:35:31 · update #1

18 answers

God bless Billy Connelly for giving us that joke!

2007-03-09 17:44:10 · answer #1 · answered by Chris W 4 · 1 0

Very good alot better than golf or heaven jokes well thought out .

2007-03-10 01:39:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Old, But Funny!(Bit like Me!!!)

2007-03-10 01:38:08 · answer #3 · answered by J. Charles 6 · 0 0

Clever, bit HARD ON men.

2007-03-10 04:01:18 · answer #4 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0 0

yes very good !!! i do like the last one about women "no future" great comparison !

2007-03-10 02:41:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

haa hee cool joke

2007-03-10 01:39:38 · answer #6 · answered by ilovenature 2 · 0 0

lol, I was getting bored till the end. It was funny.

2007-03-10 01:37:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

ha ha

2007-03-10 09:40:45 · answer #8 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0 0

funny

2007-03-10 01:40:30 · answer #9 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0 0

lmao, i like the one about the men. good one.

2007-03-10 01:43:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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