Unpenguinists, can you not see that it would do you no harm to believe in the Mighty Emperor Penguin? His rewards will be great and many after you pass from this Earth, if you'd just believe. He will reunite you with all of your departed (and well-behaved) loved ones. He loves you and wants you to be happy, after all! And, should His Mightiness be somehow proven false (yeah, right!) - what, exactly, have you lost by believing?
2007-03-09 17:32:28 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2007-03-09 17:51:09 · update #1
I know! Like really. You forgot to mention the ignorance, to even believe that the Mighty Emperor Penguin isn't to be followed. I don't know what these people are running from. I guess their fear of Him is just too much for them to handle, and they can't stand being under His authority, so they rebel. You crazy anti-penguin bigots ought to lighten up. No moral standards, I say.
2007-03-09 17:43:29 · answer #1 · answered by juhsayngul 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've seen March of the Penguins. And "hell" is standing in the middle of the north pole for 6 months sheltering a little egg from the sub zero temperatures.
I think I'll pass and follow the cult of spoiled zoo penguin instead!
2007-03-10 01:40:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't know - does the mighty Penguin reward belief and punish disbelief? And a Penguin's idea of heaven and mine might not be the same (you know, ice floes and raw fish).
2007-03-10 01:48:49 · answer #3 · answered by irish1 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't have any well-behaved loved ones. That's why they are departed. You'd think the MEP would have a better intelligence service.
And what would be lost if believing proves false? -
A lot of party time.
2007-03-10 01:52:06 · answer #4 · answered by Tommy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will have slid down the slippery slope of logical fallacy and plunged into the icy waters of brain-numbing conformity. It is too high a price, I'm sorry.
2007-03-10 01:36:48 · answer #5 · answered by Gullibles Travels 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You forget to mention that he sent his only begotten sons, Burgess Merideth and Danny DeVito, to choke on a fish bone and wash away their sins...
2007-03-10 01:42:49 · answer #6 · answered by Bill K Atheist Goodfella 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well since you put it like that, i guess will follow the mighty emperor penguin... i mean i might as well :P
2007-03-10 01:36:34 · answer #7 · answered by funaholic 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ok I see your point.. If Godzilla signs off on this, I'll believe ;)
Bring the big G back!!!
2007-03-10 08:12:59 · answer #8 · answered by Kallan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think I have just been converted to Penguinism.
2007-03-10 01:40:24 · answer #9 · answered by . 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I love penguins, they are so cute, but I love Jesus more so sorry friend will stick with Jesus
May God bless you
2007-03-10 01:44:03 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋