A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.
When they get there they are stopped by St. Peter, who then says, "Sorry, heaven's crowding up, so you need to answer a question correctly, or else you can't get in."
He looks at the teacher, and asks her: "What was the name of the famous ocean-liner that sank after hitting an iceberg?" "Oh, that's easy," the teacher replied, "the Titanic." So St. Peter let her into heaven.
Next he turned to the petty thief. "How many people died on that ship?" St. Peter asked. "Oooh, that's tough, but I saw the movie, and it was 1,
500." St. Peter stepped away and the thief walked into heaven.
Finally, St. Peter turned to the lawyer. He simply said to him: "Name them."
2007-03-09 17:15:34 · 13 answers · asked by twowizdom 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi twowizdom!
Have you thought of becoming a comedy because I think you do have a talent of making people laugh and you do make me laugh....
Thank you dear!
2007-03-09 17:44:25 · answer #1 · answered by Infinite 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little humorous,. 6/10
2007-03-10 05:32:18 · answer #2 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quality 10/10
2007-03-10 04:57:01 · answer #3 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10 :)
2007-03-10 03:48:46 · answer #4 · answered by Closed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not as good as the golf one but not bad.
2007-03-10 01:20:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one lol
2007-03-10 02:23:20 · answer #6 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-03-10 09:41:45 · answer #7 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May be and Good One.Thanks for this:))
2007-03-10 01:30:40 · answer #8 · answered by Ani 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Golf one is better...sry.
2007-03-10 01:23:22 · answer #9 · answered by Isabella's Mommy Expecting #2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me laugh
2007-03-10 01:32:06 · answer #10 · answered by djk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋