Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.
Toward the end of the golf course, Fred had hit his ball into the woods.
Harry, laughed and poked fun, but then somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods, just a few yards beyond where Fred has hit his.
Fred looked for a long time, getting angrier every minute.
Finally, in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups, he found his ball.
Instead of just continuing the game, he took his club and thrashed every single buttercup in that patch smashing the weeds to pieces.
All of a sudden, in a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.
She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups?!
Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your life... better still; you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life..... as a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your life!"
Then POOF!...she was gone.
2007-03-09 17:09:11 · 16 answers · asked by twowizdom 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
After Fred got a hold of himself, he hollered for his friend,
"Harry!....Harry!...where are you?"
Harry yells, "I hit my ball in these damn pussywillows!"
Fred screams back....."DON'T SWING! FOR GOD'S SAKE, DON'T SWING!
2007-03-09 17:10:10 · update #1
Brilliant clean with a hint of naughtyness, keep up the good work.
2007-03-09 17:17:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Harry got a heart attack and died from all the excitement, Fred's wife wanted to know why it took him so long to play golf. Fred said I hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry.......................
2007-03-09 17:22:12 · answer #2 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jokes are funny when there not so long winded i would have died by the time the bloody person finished clapping there thick lips, get to the fricking point and then shut the hell up.
2007-03-09 17:19:52 · answer #3 · answered by soul1612 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one I actually dont remember ever hearing that one and most I've heard of GREAT JOB
2007-03-09 17:15:26 · answer #4 · answered by cee_jae22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha!Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-09 23:16:23 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats the most gay thing ive ever heard definatly NOT funny!
2007-03-09 17:14:54 · answer #6 · answered by S.E.X.Y. as can be!!! 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
2 thumbs up, very funny!
2007-03-09 17:22:03 · answer #7 · answered by Isabella's Mommy Expecting #2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha! i like that joke...10/5 star...thank you very very much..for the laughs... L4A
2007-03-09 17:12:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-03-10 01:42:52 · answer #9 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes funny
2007-03-09 17:15:56 · answer #10 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋