"I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid,and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
IT'S A GUY THING"
Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical".
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."
Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Means: "I have no idea how it works."
"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD".
Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Means: "Are you still talking?"
2007-03-09 16:51:50 · 19 answers · asked by twowizdom 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES".
Means: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING".
Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely
clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Means: "What did you catch me at?"
"I HEARD YOU."
Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
2007-03-09 16:53:15 · update #1
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Means: "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
2007-03-09 16:54:05 · update #2
Why is it that a woman will have a man put furniture 10 places in the front room before deciding that the first place was fine.
Where exactly is "on the side"
Is there really a part of a womans brain that is totally obsessed by shoes.
YOURS WERE VERY FUNNY THOUGH. LOL
2007-03-09 17:04:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
What about" that`s fine dear" means that what ever you say is probably right but who gives a dam.
2007-03-09 17:30:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's a good one about women too!
2007-03-09 16:54:35 · answer #3 · answered by whitney 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh sad but true lol Guys I have news for you most women already know lol I needed a good laugh. thanks!
2007-03-09 17:06:08 · answer #4 · answered by cee_jae22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've just copied this to show to friends.
2007-03-09 17:58:07 · answer #5 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why should we guys take offence - it's all perfectly true!
2007-03-09 21:16:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that just about sums up a husband
2007-03-09 22:01:51 · answer #7 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol a mans' brain! but you gotta love them!
2007-03-09 16:55:45 · answer #8 · answered by Jaroo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there`s more than a bucket of truth in there.
2007-03-09 18:42:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a guy...and i think that's hilarious!!
2007-03-09 17:03:34 · answer #10 · answered by paulbilsborough 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋