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2007-03-09 16:50:29 · 18 answers · asked by loveme 1 in Family & Relationships Weddings

18 answers

you get drunk.

2007-03-09 16:53:10 · answer #1 · answered by Mark W 3 · 0 0

It's only one of two things really:

1.The husband and wife enter the bed (or lean back in their airplane seat to Hawaii) and sleep because they spent the entire day on their feet taking pictures and dancing and being nice to really irritating people their parents forced them to invite.

or

2. The husband and wife stay up all night completing their blueprint for robbing that bank on 8th street because their entire life savings since they were 11 have been depleted paying for the wedding (especially a church large enough to fit all those really irritating people that their parents forced them to invite).

2007-03-10 01:00:36 · answer #2 · answered by lolo 2 · 2 0

First half an hour Talk,
Second half an hour Love,
Third Quarter night Sex,
Last Sleep.

2007-03-10 07:25:49 · answer #3 · answered by sam 2 · 0 0

Usually the couple makes love, but on my wedding night, I was sick and I went to bed at 7:00pm while my hubby watched a movie. Talk about romantic! LOL!

2007-03-10 00:54:48 · answer #4 · answered by SweetGin 2 · 1 0

Have some sex, drink some alcohol, and then stop being nice. He bought into you. You can be a B!&@H now. Start planning your life without him, improvements you want to make on his house after he loses it to you, and get a calculator to figure out how much spousal support you just made. You may want to wait a year, because I know for a fact, child support also pays quite well. For some unknown reason, in a court of law - this is called justice, instead of robbery. Not that I'm bitter or anything...

2007-03-10 01:05:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

The first night had better be a magical night, I'm talking massive fireworks and thing of that nature. Think of it as a night you will never forget

2007-03-10 00:54:04 · answer #6 · answered by knightrider25 1 · 1 1

You can just rest after all the activites ofthe day/week or you may consumate the marriage. Your choice.

2007-03-10 02:38:24 · answer #7 · answered by the Goddess Angel 5 · 0 0

I hear a lot of people say sleep. Usually you are so tired from the last minute details, and the whole day. I guess it depends.

2007-03-10 01:42:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Depends.

2007-03-10 00:52:59 · answer #9 · answered by WILLIAM W 2 · 0 0

Helloooo, what planet are you from. If at the wedding he gets too drunk nothing will happen because the equipment doesnt work when they are really wasted. So if he is ok things should go as planned......and then you cant walk!

2007-03-10 00:54:54 · answer #10 · answered by amor_dove 3 · 2 2

The champagne bottle isn't the only thing that pops a cork!!

2007-03-10 00:53:30 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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