2007-03-09 16:13:30 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Try the penny saver
2007-03-09 16:15:53 · answer #1 · answered by ringo 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think you're asking this to provoke all the religious people of the world to engage in an on line war of words.
It's a stupid question. You're going to be overwhelmed with stupid answers and supposed ways to "save" your soul from Satan.
As far as I'm concerned, there is no "evil." Evil is just people making stupid decisions that affect others negatively. THEY decide to rob and shoot store clerks, rob banks, or cheat on their taxes.
I can't imagine selling my soul, which means leading life always on the outskirts. People are here to enjoy each others company and learn from each other. The best way to alienate others, is asking a dumb question like yours.
Wake/grow up.
2007-03-09 16:25:18 · answer #2 · answered by ThisIsIt! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can"t sell your soul to Satan. It already belongs to him under the rule of Christianity.
If you do not believe in Christianity then you probably do not believe in Satan, so the point is moot.
Just in case you do try and sell your soul, it is a buyers market so do not expect much.
2007-03-09 16:22:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
i'll tell yaall the steps
1~ get a black goat
2~ go to the graveyard at midnight when the moon is full
3~ book of spells grade one found in you local library
4~ right in the middle of the graveyard right when the clock hits midnight cut the goats head off on the nearest grave
5~ say the spell 3 times on pg 89766
6~ Let out a evil Laugh HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
^**^ then the lord Satan will come in front of you and brand you with the Satan mark, after that point on every christen you meet "will" try to "CONVERT" you but you shall not listen because if you do consequences will not be good.
GOOD LUCK!!!!!
2007-03-09 16:21:04 · answer #4 · answered by Love Exists? 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Fart 3 times and demand a BMW and a Harvard Education for starters... then do a bunch of drugs and get elected president.
Or just shop at wal mart...
2007-03-09 16:29:19 · answer #5 · answered by billthakat 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
100$ a soul on ebay limited time offer of 2 fro the price of one?
*** y'all
2007-03-09 16:39:01 · answer #6 · answered by Salvation Soulja' 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He already has your soul, and I must say he got it for a pittance. Why did you sell yourself so cheap?
2007-03-09 16:24:55 · answer #7 · answered by wefmeister 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be more proud of yourself than happy with others, that's all there is to it really. I certainly would not suggest what's worse than that, as even that much is not a happy pursuit.
2007-03-09 18:13:16 · answer #8 · answered by Gravitar or not... 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like the transaction has already been made!
But its never to late to ask Jesus to loan you the money so you can buy it back. Hope you saved your receit!!!!
2007-03-09 16:26:32 · answer #9 · answered by ☆♥•´`•.¸ ;-) •´`•.¸ ♥☆ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First you have to sacrifice a chicken.
If you dont have one handy, run down to KFC get a bucket (original recipe NOT extra crispy).
Then a lotta chanting and your all set.
2007-03-09 16:16:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋