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2007-03-09 16:02:16 · 12 answers · asked by DO YOU KNOW WHERE GARY IS? 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

martha d, are you stalking me?

why can't i ask a question about god and satan? isn't this what this hey look a jelly fish!

2007-03-09 16:12:04 · update #1

12 answers

rotflmao...!!!!!!


Yes! Yes! That must be it! It explains everything.... lmao

(teens can be sooooo tough).

2007-03-09 16:08:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

In addition, God was middle aged and having an identity crisis, so He snapped His fingers and made Himself a Corvette. When Lucifer found out that all of God's children got to drive it for an equal amount of time he started an uprising. You can imagine the contention this caused between God and Mrs. God. "Hon, that car is breaking our family apart." And God goes "Nag, nag, nag that's all you ever do!" Well then one day, Michael decides that he's going to end all this contention, so he takes his Dad's car out and uses it to burn a donut around all those who are fighting against God, and they are all cast down to earth.

2007-03-10 01:40:32 · answer #2 · answered by www 2 · 0 0

I thought you didn't believe in satan and God and heaven. What a surprise.

2007-03-10 00:08:31 · answer #3 · answered by martha d 5 · 0 0

Oh completely, it's such a typical "I hate you and I wish I was never born, I'm going to usurp you and your everlasting kingdom and eternally reign terror over your subjects" type of a thing you get from hormonal teenagers....

Yea that story is just like, totally lifted from the plot of the OC.

He probably had a bad pimple that day.

2007-03-10 00:08:17 · answer #4 · answered by irishcharmer84 2 · 1 1

didn't have any homework again huh?

dude you're way out of your league

At one time Satan was second only to God
His greatest creation. Satan got the big head.
the rest is history

2007-03-10 00:06:38 · answer #5 · answered by firechap20 6 · 1 0

No, Satan was created, he was not born. And he was kicked out of heaven in 1914.

2007-03-10 00:07:45 · answer #6 · answered by Here I Am 7 · 2 1

What, like Roomies?

2007-03-10 00:05:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Might explain a lot! LOL

2007-03-10 00:23:14 · answer #8 · answered by buttercup 5 · 0 0

yes

2007-03-10 00:08:07 · answer #9 · answered by Salvation Soulja' 2 · 1 0

i naver thought about that, thats a good one, but just to think about it yeah he maybe was as the pastor:)

2007-03-10 00:13:55 · answer #10 · answered by SEXY32 2 · 0 1

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