My new wife asked me when her birthday was? I accidentally and luckily said, "You mean you don't know?"
2007-03-09 15:56:32 · 11 answers · asked by MrsOcultyThomas 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Dear Martha, Thanks for telling me that. I am old, but I never heard it. I am rather embarassed that I never heard it, I have written 2 joke books, so it would seem that I should have heard it. Now, I will not be so quick to judge young whipper snappers who claim credit for re inventing the wheel. - smiles
2007-03-09 16:08:56 · update #1
Uncle Wayne... I love your screen identity... but I'm guessing you are a 40ish white female, possibly with a BS or MS degree. Your verbal skills are better than most males, your insight and expressive abilities are excellent. Insight... well... above and beyond... but that would be my statistical analysis of your online traits. You appear moderate and loaded with common sense. I do believe you have a spouse... who could resist you? *smile*
Forgive me if I'm way off base...
2007-03-09 16:27:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You could be any of the above but who cares? What matters is you made your wife laugh and saved yourself a chewing-out. If you are old, your humor and intelligence (and new wife!) keep you young; if you are young your expressiveness and creativity matures you, as will your new wife if you don't come up with a date next time!
2007-03-09 16:58:39 · answer #2 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Male, White, In between, Liberal, Democrat...... Wayne.
2007-03-09 16:06:00 · answer #3 · answered by scarletfangg 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your a white male who is young and a conservative?
2007-03-09 16:01:04 · answer #4 · answered by Gardener for God(dmd) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With a joke that was old when I was young, I'd say you are young and white. You don't realize how old that joke is.
2007-03-09 16:04:03 · answer #5 · answered by martha d 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to guess an old, brown, male whatever. :)
(Or is this you Jeff Foxworthy?)
2007-03-09 19:18:33 · answer #6 · answered by beano™ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one, I'll be watching this question with interest.
did you wife put you in the dog house?
2007-03-09 16:00:16 · answer #7 · answered by Love Exists? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You look middle aged and reddish to me.
2007-03-09 16:02:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
does you mom know you're using her computer again?
ooh you gonna get it now
2007-03-09 16:00:58 · answer #9 · answered by firechap20 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The real question is...
Are you cool?
2007-03-09 16:00:37 · answer #10 · answered by chefzilla65 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋