Q: Why does batman brushes his teeth so often?
A: To prevent bat breath
Q: When should a mountain climber not call for help?
A: When his hanging by his teeth
Q: Why is a dirty boy like a flannel?
A: Because he srinks from washing
Q: Why isn't a person's nose 12 inches long?
A: because then it would be a foot
Q: What is the smallest bikini?
A: string bikini
Q: What changes when water become ice?
A: price
2007-03-09 15:53:22 · 21 answers · asked by twowizdom 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is so funny. That joke should be submitted to the writers of the Simpsons making this part of their future shows.
2007-03-09 16:05:35 · answer #1 · answered by John R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2014-09-18 07:09:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, there some that are funny, but i dint find this one funny, Why is a dirty boy like a flannel?
2007-03-09 23:57:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The nose one was pretty funny. The others would be funny to a younger person:)
2007-03-10 00:23:44 · answer #4 · answered by melindah83 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to me, the funny one is this one:
Q: Why isn't a person's nose 12 inches long?
A: because then it would be a foot
2007-03-09 23:56:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They're really kindergarten jokes. They sound like something you'd find on a popsicle stick or a laffy taffy wrapper.
2007-03-09 23:59:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny, sorry.
Q: What is the smallest bikini?
A: string bikini
I just plain don't get that one.
2007-03-10 00:06:36 · answer #7 · answered by paulbilsborough 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The funniest one is about the nose... imma have to tell that one to my friends!
2007-03-10 00:23:38 · answer #8 · answered by ~ * ~713PR!NC3$$713~ * ~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda cute but not funny. sounds like laffy taffy jokes
2007-03-09 23:56:46 · answer #9 · answered by Angel D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-10 00:23:32 · answer #10 · answered by Question Everything 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋