Lesson: keep your word!
Lancelot was a high ranking official in King Arthur’s court. He had one long-standing wish - to suck the Queen's voluptuous br£@sts to his heart's desire. Every time he passed the Queen he got frustrated.
One day, he revealed his desire to the King's chief adviser, Merlin, and begged him to do something about it. Merlin, after much thought, agreed on the condition that, afterward, Lancelot would have to pay Merlin 1,000 gold coins for arranging things.
Lancelot agreed.
The next day Merlin prepared a high voltage itching lotion and poured it into the Queen's bra which she had left out while she was taking a bath.
Soon the itching started and grew in intensity, much to the King's anxiety.
Consultations with doctors and Merlin revealed that only special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure it. Merlin also added that such saliva was only to be found in Lancelot's mouth.
King Arthur summoned Lancelot, and for the next four hours Lancelot violently sucked the Queen's breasts. L$cking biting, pr£ssing, playing, he got what he always desired.
Satisfied, he returned and met Merlin, but since his mission was over and his lust satisfied, he refused to pay Merlin anything, and in fact he shooed him away.
Lancelot, of course knew that Merlin could never report this matter to the King. But Lancelot had underestimated Merlin…
Next day, Merlin duly put the same itching lotion in King Arthur 's underwear. Lancelot was again called by the King .....
2007-03-09 15:46:35 · 41 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oooooooooooooh, that was a new level for you, girl......LOL
Ta, mate!!!!!!!!!!!!! xox
2007-03-15 18:48:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats good for the Goose, is Good for the Gander, thats what i say. Tink strikes again. 10/10
2007-03-16 02:34:12 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really not bad at all 10/10
2007-03-10 03:53:50 · answer #3 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny- 10 marks Tink and I'm clapping for fairies too!
2007-03-09 23:30:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The funniest joke I have heard for ages.
2007-03-10 01:50:34 · answer #5 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
naughty but i liked it pmsl 10/10
2007-03-09 17:37:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Good one
2007-03-14 00:25:11 · answer #7 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tinkerbell your the bomb!
I didn't see that one coming!
Well done im still chuckling!
2007-03-09 16:25:11 · answer #8 · answered by Chris W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that was awesome. i almost spit out my pop at the monitor. Thank you for the laugh.
2007-03-09 15:59:48 · answer #9 · answered by goininsane21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a bit long but good punchline. worth the read!!
2007-03-14 07:58:31 · answer #10 · answered by fear of the dark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Reply to your joke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk
2007-03-09 16:04:25 · answer #11 · answered by John R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋