And the punch line is:
Oh, I'm sorry. Is that a false nose?
2007-03-09 15:43:44 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Snow White is talking to Pinocchio...she and Pinocchio decide to go to dinner and then things progress...all through the evening Snow is telling Pinocchio about her life...after awhile they end up in bed...Pinocchio has been exaggerating and fibbing all night and Snow knows this so she is very excited to get him into bed...soon after they turn off the lights Snow turns to Pinocchio and says....
Oh I'm sorry, is that a false nose?
First thing I thought of..alda
2007-03-09 15:54:20 · answer #1 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ashlee Simpson goes out on a date with some loser from the Bachelor. When the subject comes up onto the night Ashlee screwed up on SNL, she cries, scrunching up her face, "Everyone thinks I'm so fake!" The loser says in return, "Oh, I'm sorry. Is that a fake nose too?"
I reworded it a little bit, but it still makes sense...
2007-03-10 00:14:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did peter pan say to Michael Jackson when he tried for a part in Pinocilo?
2007-03-10 00:03:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
MICHAEL JACKSON WAS WALKING UP TO A PUNCH BOWL AND A PERSON TRIPED AND HIT HIS FACE AND THE NOSE FELL INTO THE PUNCH BOWL AND THEN .......... THE PUNCHLINE I DONT KNOW FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF!
2007-03-09 23:48:03 · answer #4 · answered by murillo3193@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What will you never hear at a kosher deli?
Oh, I'm sorry. Is that a false nose?
2007-03-09 23:54:41 · answer #5 · answered by Rob 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so michael jackson walks into a bar.
2007-03-10 00:25:11 · answer #6 · answered by peanut95356 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋