And the punch line is:
I'm sorry, but ten hotdogs just won't be enough.
2007-03-09 15:37:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Horny woman in desperate need of "satisfaction" refuses to go into an "Adult" store. Instead she heads for the grocery store,describes her problem to the clerk who suggests she try a package from the pork section. Her reply: "I'm sorry, but ten hotdogs just won't be enough."
OMG....did I just say that?!
2007-03-09 17:14:45 · answer #1 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the nymphomaniac French Poodle say?
I'm sorry, but ten hotdogs just won't be enough
2007-03-09 23:48:04 · answer #2 · answered by Rob 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Customer: Uh, I want food.
Hotdog Salesman: I got hot dogs!
C: Cool. How many can I have?
HS: Ten?
C: I'm sorry, but ten hotdogs just won't be enough.
2007-03-09 23:41:09 · answer #3 · answered by Nitz Frugent 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Things overheard at Kristie Alleys barbeque.
2007-03-09 23:41:25 · answer #4 · answered by Mythos 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the wife of the man who was cuffed to the bed say to the butcher at the deli?
"OUCH"!
2007-03-09 23:43:33 · answer #5 · answered by song_writer_by_trade 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a male dog stud got ten female dogs in heat.
2007-03-09 23:43:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did Takeru Kobayashi's wife tell him on their wedding night?
2007-03-09 23:42:00 · answer #7 · answered by nostromobb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will need more to digest the punch.
2007-03-09 23:40:15 · answer #8 · answered by goodness 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe 10 wont be enough but 50 will! Or maybe 100 or maybe ummmm I don't know I'm to young to die!
2007-03-09 23:41:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
What did Rosie O'donnel say when her assistant brought her lunch?
2007-03-09 23:40:48 · answer #10 · answered by Wocka wocka 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋