and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love. About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey,you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife shoulder, and asks, "Honey, please...just one more time before die." She says, "Of course, Dear," and they make love for the third time. After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.The man, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could..." At this point the wife sits up and says,"Listen, I have to get up in the morning. You don't!"
2007-03-09 15:36:43 · 12 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol good one conan! good one! i bet your wife liked that one
2007-03-09 15:41:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
as i'm watching the sky will become darkish i all of sudden close my eyes and see no easy i've got heard a voice calling my call and touching my arms i ask your self who he's. when I 've already open my eyesi grew to become into aghast the placement is extremely vivid i ask , "the place am i?" an somewhat wonderful voice whisper, "in heaven my pleasing angel"! whats up dude whnever a guy has some days left in his existence in basic terms think of effective and luxuriate in it sluggish til the final 2nd reason all of us understand that existence of a individual includes that is end yet nevertheless i've got self assurance in 2nd existence in heaven.
2016-09-30 11:24:18 · answer #2 · answered by faim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No husband has sex that many times in 1 night for that long.....HAHA... It couldn't of happend.
2007-03-09 15:47:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, Poor fellow
2007-03-09 15:43:08 · answer #4 · answered by donna_honeycutt47 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-03-10 01:48:53 · answer #5 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha not bad 8/10.
2007-03-09 18:07:05 · answer #6 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats cute I could see someone saying that.
2007-03-09 15:44:12 · answer #7 · answered by goininsane21 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i've seen it before. reminds me of something though.
2007-03-09 16:43:04 · answer #8 · answered by Soaring 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oldie
2007-03-09 15:41:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!!!
thats hilarious!
2007-03-09 15:44:29 · answer #10 · answered by nickname 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋